The whole concept of kryptonite is fukking stupid

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Some white lady made that shyt up in the 50's or whenever time it was because superman was too powerful and he would defeat everyone all the time which would be boring so they made up this dumb ass concept. They never really explain the origins, chemical make up and why it's so deadly or if it was even deadly on Krypton. Either why when a Kryptonian is near a yellow sun their chemical make up changes so it should trump any affects a small dose of that rock would have not to mention... WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT ROCK TRAVELING THAT FAR IN SPACE and landing on earth?

That's why when you constantly put superhero's earth you have to make up dumb shyt like this to keep shyt interesting. In the watchmen, dr. manhattan clearly was that dude and he could fukk up everyone without blinking and shyt was so boring that he had to dip for 1/2 the movie just because earth was so beneath him. Most super hero's never really show off their full potential on earth except for batman and that's because he aint no real super hero.

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

 

[Jax]

I'm sure one our Comic Heads on the Coli could answer all those questions for you
Best not talk reckless like that about X-Men If I'm around

 

[god=nature=we'reFUCKED]

Achilles heel, think about why that concept is important for storytelling.

Don't be upset about nothing. It makes sense.

 

[Devilinurear]

Man shoots lasers out of eyes has cold breath and does all types if impossible shyt but you get mad about the kyraptonite?

Pick your battles man.

 

[Saint1]

Some white lady made that shyt up in the 50's or whenever time it was because superman was too powerful and he would defeat everyone all the time which would be boring so they made up this dumb ass concept. They never really explain the origins, chemical make up and why it's so deadly or if it was even deadly on Krypton. Either why when a Kryptonian is near a yellow sun their chemical make up changes so it should trump any affects a small dose of that rock would have not to mention... WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT ROCK TRAVELING THAT FAR IN SPACE and landing on earth?

That's why when you constantly put superhero's earth you have to make up dumb shyt like this to keep shyt interesting. In the watchmen, dr. manhattan clearly was that dude and he could fukk up everyone without blinking and shyt was so boring that he had to dip for 1/2 the movie just because earth was so beneath him. Most super hero's never really show off their full potential on earth except for batman and that's because he aint no real super hero.

oh word? that's what you're gonna question? the odds of a rock hitting earth?

in a universe filled with unlimited super powered beings, a bytch that has a rope that makes people tell the truth, an rich orphan who dresses up like a bat and fights crime instead of blowing through money on coke and hoes and a dude who came from a different planet but can survive on Earth and can die but then come back to life. you're gonna question a rock travelling through space?

plus you're gonna question his flaw which makes him somewhat relateable because he CAN be beat?

You're not gonna question that they just gave him fukking powers left and right? dude got freeze breathe, dude has lazer vision, dude has x-ray vision, he can fly he has super strength, he's faster than a speeding bullet, he's fire proof and bullet proof. you're gonna question the odds of a rock hitting earth?

rocks hit earth 5 to 10 times a year. a lot better chances than some foreigner with super powers coming to earth and taking shyt for his own.

we need the one star feature back more than ever.

 

[god=nature=we'reFUCKED]

 

[JMurder]

There's an explanation of Kryptonite if you spent half the time you took making this thread to actually do a google search

Kryptonite - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[JuvenileHell]

lol

 

[Spaceman Piff]

this is a random ass thread.

you must be an angry dude.

 

[Duvali]

Let's be real. Superman is the worst written character.

 

[Kartel13]

Zod got gunned up and clapped quick. Deal with it and stay mad.

 

[Christian3o5]

I swear this dude bytches about everything

 

[MenacingMonk]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread besides

Are you bitter outside the 'net, bruh?

 

[Jparker]

Would you rather superman have no weakness and run through everyone