The Wildlife of Florida Thread

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Snapped a picture of this prehistoric monstrosity during a visit out there last year. Anyone know what the hell it is?

Those are in every pond & lake

Growing up I thought they were just regular ducks then on TV I saw what regular ducks looked like & thought to myself what the fukk are these shyts in my neighborhood

 

[Cuban Pete]

Snapped a picture of this prehistoric monstrosity during a visit out there last year. Anyone know what the hell it is?

Our version of them fools be growing up to 2 and a half feet tall and they rape each other when they not attacking children and midgets

 

[Tombstone]

I live in the middle of Miami bro and it was two fukking swamp possums posted on my front porch punking my cat for his food

Crib got motherfukking black widow spiders

A WHOLE FOX chased me once in the elementary schoolyard

And my mom's gay homies used to have a pet puma they kept in the house, wild caught

Nikka what

 

[NAUGHTY]

What y'all know bout waking up early in the morning, only to step out ya front door face to face with a 15-20 deep squad of these nikkas

These nikkas big af! And the sound they make!! BIH!!

When these nikkas clear out all you see is white spots everywhere from the constants shyts they take. nikkas will paint ya whole driveway if you aint careful.

 

[Cuban Pete]

Nikka what

Bruh they was the plug my mom was working for them, these cats had peacocks, boars, 2 lynxes and a puma along with mad parrots. The puma was cool I petted it but the lynxes was on that shyt. These nikkas was supremely gay but they would catch wild animals on some illegal poaching shyt when they weren't out trapping

 

[Pclarkrsa]

Snapped a picture of this prehistoric monstrosity during a visit out there last year. Anyone know what the hell it is?

Holy shyt, turduckens are REAL?!

 

[Off the Onion]

Living here for 20 years, I be seeing all kinds of fukkery that make me go

I was coming home from Popeyes one night and a hissing armadillo scurried across my path

The nine lives myth is bullshyt because I see dead cats all over the place everyday

Walking around and smelling dead animals so much I'm desensitized to the smell

I saw a stray dog get punked by a peacock

Speaking of peacocks, why are there so many down here They tore out the shingles on my dad's roof

I was walking home from Walgreens tonight and a bat flew over me I could see the brown & white fur and it's wings from the reflection of the street lights

We have species of wild chickens destroying vegetation because of all the Spanish people down here practicing Santeria

These lizards species are ridiculous

I saw 2 big ass iguanas kicking it above my front door on the wall They were both green but one had a big ass orange patch on its back

I was walking through the subdivision next to my subdivision a few weeks ago and seen an orange head, black bodied, yellow tailed creature the size of a Bolivian woman

The canal behind my house is FLOODED with alligators Go outside in the morning and see a bunch of yellow eyes staring at you above the surface

The Everglades is overloaded with pythons & anacondas now Burmese pythons made the ENTIRE SPECIES of swamp rabbits go extinct in Florida There was 3 million of them

Wild pigs

The skunk ape

 

[Stir Fry]

Holy shyt, turduckens are REAL?!

Florida brehs out there carving on swamp ducks for Thanksgiving

 

[Off the Onion]

Holy shyt, turduckens are REAL?!

Florida ducks

They everywhere in fl

 

[alpo]

I live in the middle of Miami bro and it was two fukking swamp possums posted on my front porch punking my cat for his food

Crib got motherfukking black widow spiders

A WHOLE FOX chased me once in the elementary schoolyard

And my mom's gay homies used to have a pet puma they kept in the house, wild caught

 

[General Mills]

I am in north Florida. Jax. Basically South Georgia. And we still have crazy ass insects

Never knew roaches could fly until I moved down here. Being from up north only people with filthy houses had roaches and they were the small ones.


Me and a old ex got our 1st apt down here and we had just moved in. I go into the master bathroom and see a sticker of a giant roach on the shower tile. I am and go to piss. As I’m I take a closer look at the sticker. The detail was astounding Then that mother fukker shifted his wings and started moving


The he took flight right at me..... I backed up from the commode on some shyt and I was spraying piss he was FLYING DEAD IN MY FACE. A Jurassic sized roach
I’m on the defensive backing up and throwing blows but he had a janky ass unpredictable flying style. He dodged my shyts and was swooping closer on every pass like he was clowning me



I’m still backing up and throwing blows and back smooth out of the bathroom into the master bedroom. I go to throw a uppercut and back into the bed and flip ass over teakettle. I somehow sunset flipped my ass onto the nightstand on the other side of the bed. Totally destroyed the lamp. My girl pops her Head in the room and is What the fukk is going on.
I start hollering that there is a flying giant roach and it must be a new sub species or an undiscovered prehistoric cousin of giant roaches. She literally hit me with the and said . You are talking about a Water Bug??

Me - wtf is a water bug

 

[Dzali OG]

I work in this small town and saw my first ever skunk.

Tried to go gishing at this creek alone...felt eyes on me. Bout 4 ft from me was a tree stump. On top that bih was a funky ass brown and red skink like 18 inches long. Scusting, I damn near pulled a hammy running outta there. Left the fishing pole.

Fire ants will fukk your world up.

I'm immune to giant cockroaches now.

I got one though......how many yiu know what a Huntsman spider is? We lived in the jets and these fukkers were all over our house. I've seen spiders eat roaches before, they catch them and drain the blood and leave a husk. Huntsman so big the roach bodies are chewed up. And huntsman don't build webs. They just chill on the wall behind your pics. You go move a pic and a spider like 6 inch in diamater at you.

 

[Theolodius_Black]

I was coming home from working in thomasville, ga last month right. There's this back road that you can take from thomasville hwy to hwy 90, which is where our apt is. I'm driving and see this huge ass squirrel in the road

I thought he was kinda damn big for a squirrel, then I noticed the tail was different. Thought it was a racc00n

Then when I got closer, I noticed it had a small black head and hopped away

I realized what it was immediately

They say rich people lose exotic pets all the time. Bruhs, I swear king julien hopping around in the woods in tallahassee

 

[JayStarwind]

The craziest thing I saw was a skink. Was cutting the grass and ran his ass over. Iguanas chill in my backyard every now and again. There is this type of spider that I keep seeing in my house; it's black and bigger than your normal house spiders but not big enough to do damage imo.
I'm used to water bugs

Most of you sound like yall stay up north or close to the Everglades. I'm 20 minutes from Beach and have never seen half the things some of yall are talking about.

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

The craziest thing I saw was a skink. Was cutting the grass and ran his ass over. Iguanas chill in my backyard every now and again. There is this type of spider that I keep seeing in my house; it's black and bigger than your normal house spiders but not big enough to do damage imo.
I'm used to water bugs

Most of you sound like yall stay up north or close to the Everglades. I'm 20 minutes from Beach and have never seen half the things some of yall are talking about.

Lol I live in Homestead (southwest Dade) this literally was a settlement built in the middle of the Everglades