The Wildlife of Florida Thread

[DUCKED_OFF]

I always wondered about this. Here in Jax it’s the same. Bunch of retention ponds. Man made. A good bit of them have little gators in them. When the gators start getting big they call animal control and they scoop em up.

So why are they putting in baby gators just to come get them later on?

I be trying to figure out the same thing, It's like they just want people to get killed

 

[Dushane Hill]

I work in this small town and saw my first ever skunk.

Tried to go gishing at this creek alone...felt eyes on me. Bout 4 ft from me was a tree stump. On top that bih was a funky ass brown and red skink like 18 inches long. Scusting, I damn near pulled a hammy running outta there. Left the fishing pole.

Fire ants will fukk your world up.

I'm immune to giant cockroaches now.

I got one though......how many yiu know what a Huntsman spider is? We lived in the jets and these fukkers were all over our house. I've seen spiders eat roaches before, they catch them and drain the blood and leave a husk. Huntsman so big the roach bodies are chewed up. And huntsman don't build webs. They just chill on the wall behind your pics. You go move a pic and a spider like 6 inch in diamater at you.

Good lord

 

[Off the Onion]

Not the skunk ape again

You really think it's out there brethren?

IT IS

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

I was coming home from working in thomasville, ga last month right. There's this back road that you can take from thomasville hwy to hwy 90, which is where our apt is. I'm driving and see this huge ass squirrel in the road

I thought he was kinda damn big for a squirrel, then I noticed the tail was different. Thought it was a racc00n

Then when I got closer, I noticed it had a small black head and hopped away

I realized what it was immediately

They say rich people lose exotic pets all the time. Bruhs, I swear king julien hopping around in the woods in tallahassee

Breh you got to move it


Move it move it












Move it

 

[DaRealness]

Sounds like y'all wouldn't last in Australia their wildlife shyt is 10 times worse lol.

 

[Dre Space Age]

Florida. That one state where everyone's exotic pets thrive and upset whole ecosystems after getting loose.

 

[New Username]

Snapped a picture of this prehistoric monstrosity during a visit out there last year. Anyone know what the hell it is?

Turducken

 

[kovi]

Had them two pop out on me while biking. Considered moving back to NY both times.

Snakes are the I don’t take runs in my city anymore. Either mornings or in a gym for me. Killed my pet rabbit too

 

[Yaboysix]

Florida shyt love it!

 

[Yaboysix]

one night i was fishing on the lake and some kind of huge creature leap onto the boat. i think it was a big-ass catfish. it landed on me and must've been like 200 lbs and i wrestled it with all i had and this mufukka had grabbed hold of me, trying to strangle me brehs. i ended up killing it bc i had a taser and i electrocuted it, but since i was wet too, no homo, the current went through me too so i had to outlast it until one of us died and i lived obviously, but my village ate well off that.

nikka you stupid LMAO.

 

[hashmander]

I always wondered about this. Here in Jax it’s the same. Bunch of retention ponds. Man made. A good bit of them have little gators in them. When the gators start getting big they call animal control and they scoop em up.

So why are they putting in baby gators just to come get them later on?

people dump their unwanted pet gators in those retention ponds.

 

[King Jae]

Bruhwut in the entire fukk is that?