The wisest thing my uncle ever told me: p*ssy dont got no face

[Supa cat]

guys who go by this code might as well fukk bruce jenner

got damn heathens

 

[LogicFirst]

Aint never seen my uncle wit a dry dikk tho pause

I ain't mad at cha uncle. Stay strapped though

 

[Kid McNamara]

The wisest thing my uncle ever told me: p*ssy dont got no face

...he later died of AIDS-related illness at 45.

 

[KingFreeman]

Sometimes we make sacrifices if we're in a Sahara-level drought. I've def been there.

Like a starved vampire forced into a frenzy tryna find his next meal

 

[42 Monks]

EXACTLY. nikkaz can't understand this...I remember back in the day nikkaz would try and stunt and clown because they were getting laid and I wasn't. Then I'd see the females and be like "ILLLLLL, how do you even get hard? fukk it, you can have THAT, playa....

I'll never forget this. My uncle would say the same shyt and I was down to believe it as gospel.

Had this big girl with no face DTF after a game once and she looked at me after about a minute of a handjob and said "what's wrong? you can't get it up? "

I'm like "wtf, you can't get more attractive? "

i still lowkey hate myself for playing her like that. i was like 17 but i destroyed her self-esteem for life i regret nothing but my choice of words

 

[thewiz]

...he later died of AIDS-related illness at 45.

And his nephew continues to enjoy his time being a gay troll on a forum

 

[Shadow King]

I should've applied such a philosophy years ago but I can't

 

[eastside313]

I don't even get hard if the bytch isnt somewat bad. I'm sorry can't do it. Rather jerk off.

Aren't you one of the cats that fukk prostitutes all the time.

 

[ShenJingPoQi]

Your uncle is a simp and is ruining the game for all men. Saying like this and ""every hole is a goal"" is putting p*ssy on a pedestal and gassing women up.

 

[Mowgli]

Uncle sounds broke.

 

[lotteryplaya]

You don't look at the mantel when you are poking the fire-Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Aint never seen my uncle wit a dry dikk tho pause

Pause faggit

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Aren't you one of the cats that fukk prostitutes all the time.

Have I fukked some escorts? Yeah.
What's your point? How old are you? Are you worried about my pockets or my dikk? Knowing the coli, it's probably the latter.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

This is the male version of chicks going out on a date with a nikka she don't really like.

Picture a chick auntie tellin her "money ain't got no face"



I don't fukk with hypocrite shyt. I ain't tryna act like i'm better than nobody that's just me

nikkas and bytches who do that shyt be the ones who end up with each other in the long run. She goldiggin and he cheatin