The “woke and educated” starter kit

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Don't know how some of you dudes don't get it. Nobody clowning people who are "smart and woke"
Its just we all know someone who super extreme with the simplest shyt.

Like you and your cousins playing 2k and that woke uncle come over for thanksgiving telling you this what the white man want you to do then he some how he reverts it to how they want blacks to be gay so we stop reproducing then it goes to what we eating and drinking killing ourselves and thats why he work out everyday so right on the spot he make u do a work out with him then he go on to telling you how beer not good for you then he go on about the bible then its just random rants about how we put to much value in things n celebs


like my nikka im just tryna play 2k with my cousin i aint seen in 5 months. its thanksgiving.

 

[Wild self]

The nikkas that treat "knowledge" like it's an esoteric mystery Greek cult are the worst.

nikka how you gonna call us all sheep, but then withhold supposed "Vital" information when our people are suffering, just so you can look like some all knowing sage thats "chosen"?

Like nikka, spread the fukking knowledge so we can pull ourselves out of this mess since you got all the answers. Vague answers to questions helps no one

You also just described the dating game, where dudes withholding knowledge and game from other dudes that want to learn. Talking about "learn that shyt on ya own" as if being lost is the guide to being better.

 

[BlackDiBiase]

you forgot:

solange is the very version of fake woke, fake hip, fake unique, another janelle monoe. (all tho since moonlight i have eased off the hate on her, she was dope in that)

 

[Just like bruddas]

So we clowning people for taking pride in their heritage and their cultural while trying to understand a system that benefit more from their own ignorance?

that meme was funny as fukk though

 

[Just like bruddas]

“Woke” nikkas love to talk shyt about what white folks are doing while eating brunch in white-owned establishments!

Really teaching demonic whites a lesson!

This is where i would have to disagree, many of them go out of their way to look for black business and they do. Like i dont know if this a assumption of yours but maybe you need to actually be around these folks to see how they move

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

It's not that, its the pretentious attitude they have about it. Take that shirt in the OP for example...who DOESN'T have a fukkin passport
They act like they're better than people, when they're really just playing catch-up

And the info is usually wrong too. While talking high and mighty to the same people in their race.

If you gonna act above everyone cause you know some shyt, try actually knowing it

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Forgot the dress shoes with no socks too

My feet were killing me one night I wore some fire ass brown dress shoes with no socks to a party from Aldo. Feet felt like they were melting

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I hate the majority of these fukkers....

• Husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend = partner

• Open a professional email

"Hey folks" or "Hey yall"- I hate this shyt. As someone from Alabama who has dealt with countless bs situations with being called unprofessional, I was upset to see folks in New England start to use these salutations under the guise of being "gender inclusive"

• Nasty ass Kale-Beet-Asparagus smoothie
• Maybe the biggest giveaway for me are those folks on facebook who have this type of profile picture, i severely hate those folks who do the laughing profile pic. High ratio of fake wokeness within them.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

It's not that, its the pretentious attitude they have about it. Take that shirt in the OP for example...who DOESN'T have a fukkin passport
They act like they're better than people, when they're really just playing catch-up

Over 60% of the country white or black don't have passports.
Why 64% of Americans have never left the US - Matador Network

So while I wouldn't use it as a point of stunting on other people...for any African-Americans to have the means for international travel...yeah it should be a personal accomplishment (not JUST the Passport...but the travel.)

 

[I Really Mean It]

Not of that mindset but I don't know of any racial/ethnic group that so happily shyts on mostly young folks from their own group who although oftentimes misguided, are bound together by a belief that being educated and having a beyond the surface level understanding of issues is something to strive towards.

Cotdamn yall some fukking koons

White people shyt on young white liberals all the time.

 

[I Really Mean It]

..who DOESN'T have a fukkin passport

Most of the population doesn't have a passport.

 

[SupaHotIce]

So we clowning people for taking pride in their heritage and their cultural while trying to understand a system that benefit more from their own ignorance?

that meme was funny as fukk though

It's an act for a lot of people. A couple months ago my brother started preaching some kind of shyt you would read online. I have never heard this nikka say anything positive about black people until recently. I thought he posted on the coli for a sec. I even had to ask him


I sent him a link to The Root since he was going hard about the topic and when he scrolled through that he was

 

[mamba]

This is where i would have to disagree, many of them go out of their way to look for black business and they do. Like i dont know if this a assumption of yours but maybe you need to actually be around these folks to see how they move

I've been around these folks, breh.

You may be talking about the real "woke" types. I agree that they will talk the talk and walk the walk in many ways.

This thread is about the fake ass "woke" types, which is why the meme is funny. They're the types who talk all this "woke" shyt about europeans, white supremacy, etc., yet their passport has stamps from mostly european countries!

You know, the "travel is the new wave" type of nikkas.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Bu bu but they think they’re better than me



Who raised you nikkas

 

[Mike Nasty]

I never knew having a passport was even worth mentioning until I saw this kind of shyt online

Because you're "reppin Australia". Not having passport or giving a shyt about the outside world is something most Americans take pride in. Classic example of "lost in translation".