That was a kid crying in his father's lap.I need a gif of that shyt, dude crying in another man’s lap
**The World Cup 2018 Official Thread**
- Thread starter Black Magisterialness
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TobiOT
Veteran
What makes this funny is Croatia when they counter look slow as fukk and they're still whooping them
Ron Mexico
Superstar
Hide the children 
Know you have Croatia in your group brehs
Know Croatia has a midfield of Modric, Rakitic, Brozovic, Perisic and Kovacic brehs
Still come to the world cup without a midfield brehs
Hire a bald fraud as your manager brehs
Be Argentina and concede 3 goals brehs
Know Croatia has a midfield of Modric, Rakitic, Brozovic, Perisic and Kovacic brehs
Still come to the world cup without a midfield brehs
Hire a bald fraud as your manager brehs
Be Argentina and concede 3 goals brehs
TobiOT
Veteran
Coldnoodle
Pro
When you're a Ronaldo stan but feel bad for Messi
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
TELL EM KING!Oh look, a goal by Luca Modric, the actual best player in this game.
nikka ONLY 5? You do realize 6 goals has been enough to win the WC Golden Boot 11 times?
5 goals in a World Cup is a HUGE amount. You just told me someone scored a third of their entire teams output and it somehow isn't herculean?
And how much do you think it opens up opportunities for other players when one of their teammates is scoring at a rate that puts them in the 1% of World Cup goal scorers?
Not to mention two of those goals are two of the most clutch solo efforts in the history of the game.
Stop caping for this dude.
I get it. FIFA '09 and Pepsi commercials told you he was the GOAT. The CL goals seemed to confirm this. But unless the dude is related to you, you gotta call a spade a spade.
If the roles were reversed and Ronaldo regularly was invisible for his national team as they won nothing for a decade and Messi was a one man army carrying them to a Copa America and scoring clutch hat tricks you wouldn't be doing ANY of these gymnastics.
Facts.
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
That's because as Ronaldo has gotten older he's accepted his limitations and plays primarily as the most forward player allowing ten men to organize behind him. Ronaldo can roam without disturbing the shape of his team. Messi can only be deployed in the middle so his limitations cripple team selection and their very way of playing. It takes a VERY carefully thought out and drilled system to work out a black hole the middle of your side.
Argentina's struggles with Messi are the EXACT reason the trequartista role is extinct.
If Messi would commit to playing as a winger (and keeping his width) or was capable of playing as a striker (not a false 9, don't have the ability to set up that complex a system for international play) Argentina could adapt.
But instead, because of him they play a 20 year old brand of football. It is what it is.
Watch any game where Argentina loses and you'll see an overrun midfield. Yes, that's his fault.
:depressedmessi::notthegoat:
Oh look, a goal by Luca Modric, the actual best player in this game.
nikka ONLY 5? You do realize 6 goals has been enough to win the WC Golden Boot 11 times?
5 goals in a World Cup is a HUGE amount. You just told me someone scored a third of their entire teams output and it somehow isn't herculean?
And how much do you think it opens up opportunities for other players when one of their teammates is scoring at a rate that puts them in the 1% of World Cup goal scorers?
33% of your teams goals is very impressive. He of course opened up opportunities for his teammates to score based on him being the center of attention. Maradona did some incredible things in that World Cup. He scored 5 goals with one of those goals being the most infamous goal of all time and one that shouldn't have counted.
2014 Messi scored 4 out of his teams 7 goals. 57% of his teams goals. Are you going to say scoring 57% of your teams goals isn't even more herculean? He and Mascherano pretty much dragged their team to final. He didn't score in the final and lead his team to victory, but if we are being honest. Maradona didn't exactly score a goal in the final either.
