The worst choke ever lmao

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u probably saw this on @BATTLERAPfeed, we hope so. Choke was legendary tho
 

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Wow...this nikka really spit the same shyt in both of his rds:russ:
 

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lmao at "Hold up Norbes had to pee"

That was the worst but I think this one is slightly funnier
Cocky Barz v. Keyz

Cocky's been through a lot but at one point he was next up out of that whole Jungle movement. Even had a URL battle with Nuborn
But this was pretty bad, especially considering how wack his opponent was
Fast forward to 4:00 for the choke but I'd say let his opponent rock a little bit to marinate on how wack dude is

 
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Thought I was having a bad day til I saw these dudes.. but it brings up a few good battle rap strategies:

1. Listen to your own verse if your dude cant feed you a line
2. Act too twisted and speak at a lower volume
3. Stop watching youtube and thinking you nice enough to get in the ring

Lux may have had the most epic and well known choke in battle history... but... ultimately dude is still a fukkin monster on the mic. These cats are so shameful.
 

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lmao at "Hold up Norbes had to pee"

That was the worst but I think this one is slightly funnier
Cocky Barz v. Keyz

Cocky's been through a lot but at one point he was next up out of that whole Jungle movement. Even had a URL battle with Nuborn
But this was pretty bad, especially considering how wack his opponent was
Fast forward to 4:00 for the choke but I'd say let his opponent rock a little bit to marinate on how wack dude is




a nikka named cocky:bizz:
 

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:dead: at the league even uploading this

funniest choke I've ever seen
 
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