Went to Jamaica a few years back with the crew. Whole week went by and all my nikkas smashed except me. I had a gf and really wasnt trying to step out. Anyway, last day of the trip and that lil voice in my head told me i cant go home without testing out the home grown jamaican p*ssy. Went to the club on our second last day, met a bytch, got her digits. Now if anyone has been to JA you know the locals just look for foreigners in hopes of making a come up. Just so happened my cousin tried to holler wt her friend and her friend wanted money from him in order to take him home.
For some reason this chick never asked me for money..she later on told me that her and her friends usually use foreigners for money but that there was something about me that she liked. She liked that i wasnt cocky
Anyway she called my hotel room first thing the following morning so i knew i was in that.
I had a date with one of the bartenders at the resort. She was pretty but she was too reserved for me. I knew that if i spent my last day in JA with her, i wasnt gettin no puzzy. The one i met at the club was ehhh.
So i did what any real scumbag would do, i cancelled my date with the pretty one and made plans with the confirmed one.
Long story short i told her that was my last night and i went to her crib in the hood. Got to her place, stepped over her baby that was sleeping on the floor and made my way to her room to rearrange her insides. Before i put it in she asked me how would i feel if she had my baby and i did what any real scumbag would do, i sold her dresms and told her id be there
We got to smashing immediately after. After my nut i cabbed back to the hotel to pack my bags and catch my flight. She told me to call her when i get home.
I got home and she wws blowing up my phone for days before i replied. I finally sent her a ling text telling her to stop calling me because all i wanted was puzzy and im back home with my gf
She replied saying i broke her hesrt and that she usually uses foreigners for money but she thought i was different and that i just proved why men aint shyt.
I replied "K"