Nah bruh. You not a gentlemen about it. You not polite to female. The doors close when everything is over because you dirty macked. Now the next simp that meets her will have to deal with whatever baggage you left her with. You not thinkin about the homies.thats what I'm planning to do tho
The worst way yall mistreated a bytch cuz only wanted a nut?
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Beerus
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i did not even tell what i was doing.
I was asking for some stories to not make me feel bad bout what i would do.
my nikka u jumped the gun.
oh yeah fukk simps
What is a simp? You dont nkow what you're talking about.
Uncle Trill
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Went to Jamaica a few years back with the crew. Whole week went by and all my nikkas smashed except me. I had a gf and really wasnt trying to step out. Anyway, last day of the trip and that lil voice in my head told me i cant go home without testing out the home grown jamaican p*ssy. Went to the club on our second last day, met a bytch, got her digits. Now if anyone has been to JA you know the locals just look for foreigners in hopes of making a come up. Just so happened my cousin tried to holler wt her friend and her friend wanted money from him in order to take him home.
For some reason this chick never asked me for money..she later on told me that her and her friends usually use foreigners for money but that there was something about me that she liked. She liked that i wasnt cocky
Anyway she called my hotel room first thing the following morning so i knew i was in that.
I had a date with one of the bartenders at the resort. She was pretty but she was too reserved for me. I knew that if i spent my last day in JA with her, i wasnt gettin no puzzy. The one i met at the club was ehhh.
So i did what any real scumbag would do, i cancelled my date with the pretty one and made plans with the confirmed one.
Long story short i told her that was my last night and i went to her crib in the hood. Got to her place, stepped over her baby that was sleeping on the floor and made my way to her room to rearrange her insides. Before i put it in she asked me how would i feel if she had my baby and i did what any real scumbag would do, i sold her dresms and told her id be there
We got to smashing immediately after. After my nut i cabbed back to the hotel to pack my bags and catch my flight. She told me to call her when i get home.
I got home and she wws blowing up my phone for days before i replied. I finally sent her a ling text telling her to stop calling me because all i wanted was puzzy and im back home with my gf
She replied saying i broke her hesrt and that she usually uses foreigners for money but she thought i was different and that i just proved why men aint shyt.
I replied "K"
You forgot one line.
"And you did all of it like a boss" :wowholdmeh:
I'm assuming a lot of these hard on hoes nikkas smash these low quality pieces of shyt. It's nothing to be up front with a girl and be nice at the same time and you both get what you want. The key is to not be thirsty about it. It's so simple but dudes overcomplicate the shyt. I can be friends with any girl and I'd rather it be my choice to not smash rather than the other way around.
Beerus
Banned
Sorry :mjcryoak:
Beerus
Banned
I felt bad so I couldn't do it.
So what's the point?
Desirous
Action expresses priorities
Good. Karma
Heh thats funny.
Beerus
Banned
Karma does not exist.
I seriously coulda kept it going just by lying, but I did not. I wasn't thinking of Karma at all when I made my decision.
Beerus
Banned
I cut her off a while back
now this week
She texting me back:"
"Hey"
"Still no answer"
Mind u we went on a date like almost a month ago and we had a makeout session and she jerked me off.
I couldn't smash because she was on her period.
We done all this in my car and I was parked just in front of her house
Now she won't let me alone.
She's asking for it.
I mean I feel like Kanye West, some of these bytches still owe me sex
Only thing that would hold me back is that i got something going on with another chick and she's like my topanga and i dont want to do her wrong but then again topanga .... well it may not be all 100 wit her iono man 
now this week
She texting me back:"
"Hey"
"Still no answer"
Mind u we went on a date like almost a month ago and we had a makeout session and she jerked me off.
I couldn't smash because she was on her period.
We done all this in my car and I was parked just in front of her house
Now she won't let me alone.
She's asking for it.
I mean I feel like Kanye West, some of these bytches still owe me sex
Only thing that would hold me back is that i got something going on with another chick and she's like my topanga and i dont want to do her wrong
but then again topanga .... well it may not be all 100 wit her iono man
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