The zombies are coming and you have to survive with 3 other posters..

Mowgli

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You best have the Mowgster on your team. I preps the makeshift nail gun to look like an AR and slam rounds of heavy nails into zombie skulls. My jiujitsu pretty much makes me a master of manipulating the kinetic energy of opponents. Everyone who rolls with me has their own machete that can cut bone like butter.

I have no mercy against demonic individuals so people trying to rob us on the road will be demonically assessed and squashed like ant if i sniff an overabundance of satan around them. I'll need a few of the ladies to help keep the general area clean and so we can reproduce in the event humanity is in utter shambles. My homies in God who ill b bringing with me will need girls too so we dont fall apart fighting over women. Angelic clique in a demonic world. Only thing stopping us is us. I dont know who the most athletic posters are but i can only roll with people whos dna and physical form has been enhanced for combat. If you cant pass the minimum for a SEAL test, i cant roll with you im sorry.

Ladies, if you hear beef coming and go into a fetal position talking about, im scared? Im going to look at you like :damn: :aicmon: and leave you behind.
 

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Sensitive Blake Griffin

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I'm taking @Type Username Here because of his military experience in the dangerous jungles of Belize, @Serious because I know the breh works out and he can carry me piggy back style when my Asthma kicks in and we need to be runnin from zombies and @innocentdevil so we can repopulate the world with our genetically superior gorgeous blake griffin babies.


My weapons would be a Katana and an M4
 
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