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Most Annoying Jay Z (aka GOAT) Stan of All Time
How TheColi Reacts When....
GOAT Hov collabs with an artist who is just as if not more hype than Hov to work with him: He's wave riding
He forced the artist to do it Plz make him stop b4 he bodies my fav rapper onna track or makes everyone else who collabed with the other MC look like tone deaf, talentless amateurs
Other rappers collab: Yaaasss!
You go giirrrlll 
Push the culture forward! 
GOAT Hov cuts off disloyal mufukaz: He's an ungrateful snakeStop using logic & proving he was right to cut off ppl who tried to fukk over/slander him no matter how much he looked out for them
Other rappers cut ties: OMG, Becky! I love u 4 loving yoself enuff to get away from that triffling ass nikka, girl 
GOAT Hov preaches & embodies black excellence & ownership since day 1: He's a sellout c00n! I don't have any proof of this, but dammit my panties are twisted &y fav rapper ain't bout shyt so imma pretend that's enuff 2 hate!
Other rappers preach black ownership/excellence while not really owning shyt & living slavey as fukk: Lemme suck yo black role model poster child dikk right quick, boo
GOAT Hov wifes & breeds a driven, successful, bad bytch after feeling her out for yrs: It's a business arrangement masquerading as a marriage! Yes, I realize every marriage is a business arrangement which is why u gotta get a license but I hate Hov so in this case it's completely different
Other rappers wife/breed ratchet hoes & ugly day 1 bussdowns cuz they can't get a Bey: Go head, pimp
GOAT Hov gives new/hot producers a shot on his albums: He's dikkriding Idc if he's infinitely more popular & can do way more for the producer than vice versa He's a leech and they did him a favor not vice versa
Other rappers do it: Go head, pumpkin puss We all know u luv the kids
GOAT Hov buys streaming service that does right by artists royalties: fukk this nikka he aint gettin my $
He's a greedy snakeI have no evidence of this but dammit it doesn't matter long as I get my anti-Hov daps
Other rappers release music on white owned streaming services that fukk artists over with royalties: *throws wallet at CAC company & dikksucks artist for not fukking with black man over CAC's*
Hov steals styles/lyrics: He's a fukking disgrace to the culture! No one in history has ever done such a thing!
Any other rapper steals shyt (like 99.9% of all artist do at some point): It's not the same dammit No I can't logically explain why but it just is cuz I hate J
Hov fans talk shyt bout other rappers: Stop picking on my boo thangs Them corny ass jokes old af Get some new shyt to talk about
Other rappers fans call Hov a camel: Genius insult
Never heard that one a zillion times b4 over the course of a decade plus of Hov hating
GOAT Hov grinds for 20 yrs & becomes the GOAT rapper turned mogul: He only successful cuz *insert dead wack rapper* gone shyt, if my milkman had never had an aneurysm J be working at Denny's If Chernobyl Incident never happened J would be Flava Flav status
Other rappers are one hit wonders, getting hounded by Uncle Sam & creditors, & doing pyramid schemes to pay bills after yrs in the game: nikka, we made it
GOAT Hov collabs with an artist who is just as if not more hype than Hov to work with him: He's wave riding
He forced the artist to do it Plz make him stop b4 he bodies my fav rapper onna track or makes everyone else who collabed with the other MC look like tone deaf, talentless amateurs Other rappers collab: Yaaasss!
You go giirrrlll Push the culture forward! GOAT Hov cuts off disloyal mufukaz: He's an ungrateful snake
Stop using logic & proving he was right to cut off ppl who tried to fukk over/slander him no matter how much he looked out for them Other rappers cut ties: OMG, Becky!
I love u 4 loving yoself enuff to get away from that triffling ass nikka, girl GOAT Hov preaches & embodies black excellence & ownership since day 1: He's a sellout c00n!
I don't have any proof of this, but dammit my panties are twisted &y fav rapper ain't bout shyt so imma pretend that's enuff 2 hate! Other rappers preach black ownership/excellence while not really owning shyt & living slavey as fukk: Lemme suck yo black role model poster child dikk right quick, boo
GOAT Hov wifes & breeds a driven, successful, bad bytch after feeling her out for yrs: It's a business arrangement masquerading as a marriage!
Yes, I realize every marriage is a business arrangement which is why u gotta get a license but I hate Hov so in this case it's completely different Other rappers wife/breed ratchet hoes & ugly day 1 bussdowns cuz they can't get a Bey: Go head, pimp
GOAT Hov gives new/hot producers a shot on his albums: He's dikkriding
Idc if he's infinitely more popular & can do way more for the producer than vice versa He's a leech and they did him a favor not vice versa Other rappers do it: Go head, pumpkin puss
We all know u luv the kids GOAT Hov buys streaming service that does right by artists royalties: fukk this nikka he aint gettin my $
He's a greedy snakeI have no evidence of this but dammit it doesn't matter long as I get my anti-Hov daps Other rappers release music on white owned streaming services that fukk artists over with royalties: *throws wallet at CAC company & dikksucks artist for not fukking with black man over CAC's*
Hov steals styles/lyrics: He's a fukking disgrace to the culture!
No one in history has ever done such a thing! Any other rapper steals shyt (like 99.9% of all artist do at some point): It's not the same dammit
No I can't logically explain why but it just is cuz I hate J Hov fans talk shyt bout other rappers: Stop picking on my boo thangs
Them corny ass jokes old af Get some new shyt to talk about Other rappers fans call Hov a camel: Genius insult
Never heard that one a zillion times b4 over the course of a decade plus of Hov hating GOAT Hov grinds for 20 yrs & becomes the GOAT rapper turned mogul: He only successful cuz *insert dead wack rapper* gone
shyt, if my milkman had never had an aneurysm J be working at Denny's If Chernobyl Incident never happened J would be Flava Flav status Other rappers are one hit wonders, getting hounded by Uncle Sam & creditors, & doing pyramid schemes to pay bills after yrs in the game: nikka, we made it
