TheColi has changed me...

[director_of_bands]

on point...I check for all those listed ... and also check for the "always scrolling through the phone- I gotta have my phone or it's a crisis" type of woman....avoid those too....

 

[MikelArteta]

as funny as this thread is, it's the truth. i actually pay attention to that shyt too. i check for demonic eyebrows, animal print, tats, excessive makeup. it does make me lose some attraction when the chick has any of this...

the demonic database has saved many brothers

For women

Animal print
Racc00n eyeshadow
Fake eyelashes
Bangle earings
Overly arched eyebrows
Friends with whores
Tattooes
Still getting tatted up past 24-25(cant learn the error of her ways).
Odd hair coloring(skunk highlights, burgandy/orange/blue/red/etc hair)
Abnormal body piercings (outside of two holes in the ear, for Westerners)
Smiling out one side of her mouth
Revealing clothing
Obsessed with large genitals
Cant cook
Aborts children.
Anti education
Addicted to eating
Single woman with a large male dog
Raw ashy meat on her elbows


http://www.thecoli.com/threads/demonic-redflags-for-the-satanic-database.97305/

 

[Sk3ptical]

demonic eyebrows are a real thing

beware

edit:

put her in the bushes

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Can we get a description of eyebrows that are not demonic @Mr. Somebody

Well sure friend. Letting your eyebrows grow naturally. I can see plucking a unibrow and what not but shaping them to resemble an eagle talon is another thing friend.

 

[Turbulent]

the demonic database has saved many brothers

For women

Animal print
Racc00n eyeshadow
Fake eyelashes
Bangle earings
Overly arched eyebrows
Friends with whores
Tattooes
Still getting tatted up past 24-25(cant learn the error of her ways).
Odd hair coloring(skunk highlights, burgandy/orange/blue/red/etc hair)
Abnormal body piercings (outside of two holes in the ear, for Westerners)
Smiling out one side of her mouth
Revealing clothing
Obsessed with large genitals
Cant cook
Aborts children.
Anti education
Addicted to eating
Single woman with a large male dog
Raw ashy meat on her elbows


http://www.thecoli.com/threads/demonic-redflags-for-the-satanic-database.97305/

that list is on point. i kinda remember that thread from back then. my personal opinion is that some of those are bigger red flags than others and some by themselves aren't that bad. but overall, even the mildest ones on the list if coupled with others is a bad sign. In other words, i'd say if she ticks say any 6 on that list then (and 6 is giving a lot of leeway/benefit of the doubt...)

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Bruhhh even named names

 

[Drake is God]

glad to help

 

[semtex]

these hoes be takin the square root of their eyes

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[Jparker]

Reading all those quotes had me dying

I like the effort op

 

[Nino Brown]

 

[Vice Queen]

 

[wickedsm]

the demonic database has saved many brothers

For women

Animal print
Racc00n eyeshadow
Fake eyelashes
Bangle earings
Overly arched eyebrows
Friends with whores
Tattooes
Still getting tatted up past 24-25(cant learn the error of her ways).
Odd hair coloring(skunk highlights, burgandy/orange/blue/red/etc hair)
Abnormal body piercings (outside of two holes in the ear, for Westerners)
Smiling out one side of her mouth
Revealing clothing
Obsessed with large genitals
Cant cook
Aborts children.
Anti education
Addicted to eating
Single woman with a large male dog
Raw ashy meat on her elbows


http://www.thecoli.com/threads/demonic-redflags-for-the-satanic-database.97305/

Sheesh. It's a good thing I'm married already I see

 

[General Mills]

This shyt is the truth. Dated a chick last year briefly. She had demonic overly arched eyebrows and loved animal print. She was demonic as they come.

 

[Strapped]

Mayne I had to rep you for the effort you put into this thread in proving your point