Them Kangaroos at it again!

[Miles Davis]

Two women have been attacked by a kangaroo while cycling in South Australia’s wine country.

Sharon Heinrich, 45, suffered cracked ribs and internal injuries while Helen Salter, 47, was concussed after being attacked along the Riesling Trail in Clare Valley.

“Just out of the corner of my eye I’ve seen this kangaroo up on this ledge. I thought ‘he’s cute’ ... and then he jumped on top of me and used me to launch off and on to my girlfriend,” Heinrich said.

“We flew probably one-and-a-half metres after he hit us. I was on the ground and couldn’t breathe for about 10 minutes. I couldn’t talk,” she said.

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/30/kangaroo-attacks-injures-cyclists-south-australia

These motherfukkers are crazy

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

shoulda caught him in mid-air and put him in a sharpshooter

 

[Mowgli]

They only injure people who dont fight back.

If you dont realize that a kangaroo cannot take a right cross from a grown man, you wouldnt give them so much respect. And its funny because these idiots respect them by not striking them hoping to get mercy from the beast. But it never comes.

 

[lowkey0z]

that fresh out of prison pose

these bytches are out there traveling in their habitat, no sympathy

don't have guns/tazers/tranquilizers/protection knowing you're going to the middle of nowhere brehettes

 

[MikeyC]

that fresh out of prison pose

these bytches are out there traveling in their habitat, no sympathy

don't have guns/tazers/tranquilizers/protection knowing you're going to the middle of nowhere brehettes

Look at them nails as well.

 

[blackzeus]

that fresh out of prison pose

these bytches are out there traveling in their habitat, no sympathy

don't have guns/tazers/tranquilizers/protection knowing you're going to the middle of nowhere brehettes

Kangaroo lookin' at the camera like "What set you bang, nikka?"

 

[...o3]

don't go cycling that ass through the valley without your 'roo pass.

 

[wickedsm]

Damn those things look so fukking creepy


shyt gonna give me bad dreams

 

[Cat piss martini]

stay off the real estate hoe.

 

[Kwéyòl]

that fresh out of prison pose

these bytches are out there traveling in their habitat, no sympathy

don't have guns/tazers/tranquilizers/protection knowing you're going to the middle of nowhere brehettes

look like that one do that was ready to die for p*ssy

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I wouldn't have been trying my hardest to get behind that kangaroo. Chris Tosh said they can't hop backwards so I woulda been behind praying it wasn't gonna do a side swing.

 

[TKOK]

I feel like if i could avoid the kicks enough, I'd have a chance.

 

[jackswstd]

Roos outchea handing out concussions and cracking ribs

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

Coli Kangeroo Thread?

 

[Mr Clean]

Clearly these women didn't know BJJ. Cycle through the Australian wilderness without formal combat training brehettes