There is a $20,000 price on your head. What do you do?

[The Emperor]

There is a $20,000 price on your head because you fukked this gangster nigggas main biitch. Hes an apex predator to say the least.

All you got 80 bucks to your name. You got more but the telly you stayed in is white hot and ALL your stuff is there.

You are hustling in a mid size southern city. Less than 500,000 people.

Your from up north (NY-NJ-PA). After a falling out your man went back home and got locked his 1st day back on an outstanding warrant.

Moms dead, dads estranged.
Everyone else back home is either old, broke and sick.

Your wheel got by homey's goons. It wont drive.


Greyhound and Amtrak are hot. Goons looking for you there too.

Homey got at least 2 cops on the take looking out for you.


The only 2 niiggas you think that MAY be able to kinda sorta trust. This old wineo from in front of the liquor store who you used to cop steel reserve and Kools for and a Chili pimp with a heron habit from the hotel that told you to stay FAR away from homey's biitch but you didnt listen. Infact you cursed him out.

What do you do?






























If your wondering yes this is based on something that really happened. No this didnt happen to me.

This is super easy...

Call the bus station.
And say there was a shooting that just happened. Get on a bus and leave.
Nobody is doing anything when they see a cop there.

 

[King Poetic]

I'll be on my Michael Westen... hell I learned a lot from that show

 

[-----]

nikka if I have ANY kinda hit on my head north of $2000 im moving to Alaska at 3AM on Tuesday and telling NOBODY.



Anything under 2k and I'd cause they probably spending more than that to find me. And ain't nobody doing all that damn work for that.


At 20k id go to Alaska and do whatever I can to basically disappear from the world.

nikkas thinkin they cant get done for 2k.

 

[Dank Hill]

Usually i get one of the homies to meet up with me and kill me so we can split the money.

 

[-----]

I'll be on my Michael Westen... hell I learned a lot from that show

Hit us with some game.

 

[King Poetic]

Hit us with some game.

U don't watch the show???

I learned how to use your microwave as a bomb by usong household products

I learned how to make a car bomb by connecting a toy remote control system to a person ignition..

And all this is true, cause it was verified by top military officials

 

[humble forever]

first the wino, if he knew anything, would talk

after that I know more people, and i will never have only $80 to my name. if shyt is too real like you make the situation sound like, i still know people, i -may or may not- hit one and then go far far away


I don't want to go to war with some shytty person who likes war. I'm not really set up for that, but I am set up to take care of myself. I'm multi strapped, have a whip, if that's covered I have money and I know people.


this will never happen to me i'm not involved with people like this anymore

 

[-----]

i skimmed and missed the telly part. Could dress the bum up in your clothes. Have ol' pimp call up the goons say he has a line on you if they're willing to split the loot. Sic the goons on the bum.

While the goons are hunting the bum collect your shyt from the telly. Rent a cart. Skrrt, gone.

What makes you think an old dried updope fiend chili pimp has goons on deck like that? You do know what a dopefiend and a Chili Pimp are right?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

What makes you think an old dried updope fiend chili pimp has goons on deck like that? You do know what a dopefiend and a Chili Pimp are right?

he was saying to call the goons that are after the bounty on your head so they'd go after the bum dressed up as him

 

[Couth]

What makes you think an old dried updope fiend chili pimp has goons on deck like that? You do know what a dopefiend and a Chili Pimp are right?

You misunderstand what i'm saying. Give the dopefiend your clothes so that he looks like you. Call the pimp up, tell the pimp to call the hitters that are laying on your hotel, have those hitters go out looking for the dope fiend whose dressed as you. While they're preoccupied with that go to the telly and get your shyt.

Since the pimp isn't willing to help you can call the police and report a robbery at the hotel. When they pull up the hitters will have no choice but to leave. Run in your room, grab your shyt, rent a car and get outta town.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Stroll around the neighborhood like I'm Omar

Spoiler

Omar comin'

 

[Couth]

Stroll around the neighborhood like I'm Omar

Spoiler

Omar comin'

 

[Money Be Green]

Meet up with the gangsta nikka and hit him with this

 

[Remote]

I should neg you for posting that shyt.
Omar da gawd, b. fukkin writers didn't have to do him like that.

 

[Couth]

I should neg you for posting that shyt.
Omar da gawd, b. fukkin writers didn't have to do him like that.

Cocksucker got what he deserved