Idk why OP is so turnt but fukk it lets air this bytch out with random shyt
Napkins are require EXTREME etiquette
I'm tired of seeing b*stards just grab one and wipe their fingers/face off all careless

What are you a fukkin caveman? Save that shyt for PAPER TOWELS.
NAPKINS are lightly placed over your lap, serve as a barrier betweet your silverware and the table/cloth. And at worst LIGHTLY dabbed on the face for any remnants of sauce, etc
