I didnt believe yall when you said nikkas was really simping. Why would a black man ever have to simp? shyt made no sense to me 
The stories and stuff yall were saying I found to be unbelievable but after my night out last night I realize there really are nikkas living a whole nother life thinking its normal.
I had to immediately come and tell the coli bc I this is the craziest simp shyt I have ever seen.
Part of my job of gaining clients is taking them out so we get the contracts, not going into too much detail of my job of their job just in case these nikkas come on to the coli.
So I take these STEM nikkas who are breaded down here, like new level breaded; started they own firm. They making more than any nikka I knw and I make good cash. We go to the clubs, these nikkas start telling me stories of taking women on POF out on $200-300 dates without getting any p*ssy.
Dude said he'd been taking out dimes on multiple dates off the site spending a total of over a G without getting anything whatsoever
.
Then the girls they did date and was getting p*ssy from they told me they took girls out to get clothes, paying they rent and just paying to go out to eat every night. I asked how much p*ssy they were getting and they said 6-7 times a month
. They withheld sex from em too if they didnt trick one em. Dude said he fixed this chicks car over $3000 just to hit the first time and she still calls him for rent payments and he only hits half the time.
So we get to the clubs they start buying chicks drinks like rounds of shots, I had my chick with me. These nikkas bout these females I introduced them to, 5-6 rounds and they just walked off without getting any numbers $200 to start off the night.
Now amplify this 6-7 times with different round of girls they were literally telling they girls to come up and talk to em just to get free rounds. My girl peeped me on what they was doing and I told em to calm down
. This then commenced at four more bars, and they got no numbers zero. I was taking care of these nikkas at this point they literally was gone off they mind.
After they spent over $1500+ at the bars literally , I decided to take em to the strip club so they could atleast get some type of action. Dude goes into the private room and comes out looking like
. Said he just spent $400 on a trash stripper to get a hand job 
. idk how much they spent but it was a lot.
Im sorry I didnt believe yall when you told me these simps are making it harder for the rest of us. This was the craziest shyt I had ever seen
. Legit story man no 
The stories and stuff yall were saying I found to be unbelievable but after my night out last night I realize there really are nikkas living a whole nother life thinking its normal.I had to immediately come and tell the coli bc I this is the craziest simp shyt I have ever seen.
Part of my job of gaining clients is taking them out so we get the contracts, not going into too much detail of my job of their job just in case these nikkas come on to the coli.
So I take these STEM nikkas who are breaded down here, like new level breaded; started they own firm. They making more than any nikka I knw and I make good cash. We go to the clubs, these nikkas start telling me stories of taking women on POF out on $200-300 dates without getting any p*ssy.
Dude said he'd been taking out dimes on multiple dates off the site spending a total of over a G without getting anything whatsoever
.Then the girls they did date and was getting p*ssy from they told me they took girls out to get clothes, paying they rent and just paying to go out to eat every night. I asked how much p*ssy they were getting and they said 6-7 times a month
. They withheld sex from em too if they didnt trick one em. Dude said he fixed this chicks car over $3000 just to hit the first time and she still calls him for rent payments and he only hits half the time.So we get to the clubs they start buying chicks drinks like rounds of shots, I had my chick with me. These nikkas bout these females I introduced them to, 5-6 rounds and they just walked off without getting any numbers $200 to start off the night.
Now amplify this 6-7 times with different round of girls they were literally telling they girls to come up and talk to em just to get free rounds. My girl peeped me on what they was doing and I told em to calm down
. This then commenced at four more bars, and they got no numbers zero. I was taking care of these nikkas at this point they literally was gone off they mind.After they spent over $1500+ at the bars literally , I decided to take em to the strip club so they could atleast get some type of action. Dude goes into the private room and comes out looking like
. Said he just spent $400 on a trash stripper to get a hand job . idk how much they spent but it was a lot.Im sorry I didnt believe yall when you told me these simps are making it harder for the rest of us. This was the craziest shyt I had ever seen
. Legit story man no
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