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"There's a war goin' on outside no snake is safe from
You could crawl, but you can't hide forever
From these swamps that we done took
You slitherin' with your eyes closed, scared to look
You shook, ‘cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"
Housecats, Bobcats, Panthers, All florida felines unite like the Avengers to battle SnakethosSeems like all the animals species in Florida had a meeting like the Federation does on how to deal with these damn Pythons
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Release the Jaguars!!!Have seen jaguars kill them before but those are also apex predators, maybe we should release 10s of thousands of them in Florida![]()
In all fairness most U.S states have a lot of animal fukkery in the rural/less developed areas.what the fūck kind of wild safari āss animals yaw'l got down there in florida.....? shīt, i knew about the alligators and crocodiles (and that was enough by itself), but pythons and bobcats and boa constrictors and ron desanctimonious and what not... goodness gracious... remind me to stay out of yaw'l wild āss state.....
The number of times, while living in Jacksonville, that one of my friends said they were walking into the garage, or out their front door, and a snake was there? I'm glad I moved. That water moccasin aint no jokewhat the fūck kind of wild safari āss animals yaw'l got down there in florida.....? shīt, i knew about the alligators and crocodiles (and that was enough by itself), but pythons and bobcats and boa constrictors and ron desanctimonious and what not... goodness gracious... remind me to stay out of yaw'l wild āss state.....
Even Gators have been taking L's to them Pythons
Catset celebrating cause they're now 1- 8000 vs pythons
Honey badgers would have these Florida pythons poppin p*ssy and turnin tricks
I mean their cousins in South America regularly take on crocodiles so the snake is lightweightA Bobcat killing a 13 foot snake is
Shaq for example is 7 Feet tall