There's just something about a cac being my uber driver that gets my fukking dikk hard

[flea]

fukking love it. You graduated from marketing school and now look at u. You driving a cotdamn spic around. God bless America Turn that noise down cac
I want complete silence for my trip. Head straight, eyes on the road, and no I don't want to talk
If your cac father were to see you calling me "sir"
For these 10-12 minutes you work for me

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Man one of your cousins forgot his sombrero when they was out here mowing my lawn the other day. Think one of them stole some toilet tablets from out the back of the toilet as well. Holla at em for me breh.

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

 

[Collateral]

I don't know what they be doing in Miami, but up here in Harlem we don't let other men drive us around

 

[North]

Op a real1
Mad luv for you

 

[Gains]

riding uber

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Op a real1
Mad luv for you

nice alt account

 

[ba'al]

riding uber

 

[Arithmetic]

I don't know what they be doing in Miami, but up here in Harlem we don't let other men drive us around

This joke has gone too far

If only knew of his Coli fame

 

[Gains]

wtf is this shyt

 

[flea]

Man one of your cousins forgot his sombrero when they was out here mowing my lawn the other day. Think one of them stole some toilet tablets from out the back of the toilet as well. Holla at em for me breh.

What a garbage attempt at a first reply ether

 

[TRFG]

I don't like when the uber or taxi guy talks either

 

[ba'al]

wtf is this shyt

Heard you was a lame boy, get up out my face


Must be a cac.

 

[Tunez]

Title is gay

 

[CarbonBraddock]

What a garbage attempt at a first reply ether

yet one of us has to pay strangers for rides and one of us actually has his own vehicle and is over 5 feet 5 inches tall.