There's just something about a cac being my uber driver that gets my fukking dikk hard

[Tenchi Ryu]

wtf is this shyt

Come on breh, you can't be this

 

[GoldTeef]

so your dikk gets hard when you see a man in the front seat, and you like talking about sticking your dikk in the a$$holes of other men.

do you have something you want to tell us?

 

[flea]

yet one of us has to pay strangers for rides and one of us actually has his own vehicle and is over 5 feet 5 inches tall.

You drive whatever minivan your parents don't drive anymore u ugly fakkit

 

[flea]

so your dikk gets hard when you see a man in the front seat, and you like talking about sticking your dikk in the a$$holes of other men.

do you have something you want to tell us?

I love offending cacs shyt gets my dikk hard too

 

[Gains]

Come on breh, you can't be this

the anthem for fatherless children that cant drive stick

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

the anthem for fatherless children that cant drive stick

Why you hostile against Uber breh

 

[ba'al]

the anthem for fatherless children that cant drive stick

What now? How did it become a anthem its just a popular song that's trending.
I know my pops peckerwood as well as drive. You get a uber after you're done partying and don't want to drive home under the influence.

Stop with the ad hominems fallacies . Cacs I swear.

Why you hostile against Uber breh

I swear he is for some reason.

 

[MufasaChoppa]

facts!

same goes for postmates, and i never tip those cacs

 

[How Sway?]

Get an erections from cacs driving you brehs