There's nothing more bytch made than having a British accent

[Another Man]

it's spelled bollocks breh.

it's slang for balls. as in testicles. if something is the dog's bollocks, then it's awesome. don't ask me why.

but if something is bollocks, it is utter shyt. it is balls. in other words bullshyt.

so if you hear a brit mutter or shout bollocks, think of it as a transatlantic way of saying bullshyt, or fukk. or damnit.

example 1: positive balls: "oi fam that chicken shop down the road is doing free wings with every burger!"
"that shop is the dog's bollocks mate!"

example 2: negative balls: "oi fam that chicken shop ran out of chicken bruv, and it's not even 7pm!"
"fukking bollocks!"

i once heard an american dude say it and it felt so unnatural

like when UK people say it's lit, or fleek
just no :cubewtfmayne:

This post is the chimps bollocks

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I had a British family sitting behind me on my flight yesterday and I wanted to punch the fukk outta there little chubby ass Richie Rich kid...."Mummy! I say Mummy!" or the way they pronounce chocolates is irritable as well

 

[joeychizzle]

This post is the chimps bollocks

Spread this word among your peers brehs. Next time yall going out to grab some food, and some thot in front is taking her time, or if your spot is packed, or closed, just yell BOLLOCKS
(please note that the correct pronunciation is basketball luxury)
next thing you know rappers across America will be adding bollocks into their rhymes

imagine if young dro remixed FDB to fukk that bollocks

 

[joeychizzle]

I had a British family sitting behind me on my flight yesterday and I wanted to punch the fukk outta there little chubby ass Richie Rich kid...."Mummy! I say Mummy!" or the way they pronounce chocolates is irritable as well

you want some fawkin chalk lit m8???

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

you want some fawkin chalk lit m8???

nah young...shyt was more like chawk-au-lits

 

[TheAlbionist]

Tell that to your women, mate. They loooooove us.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

The hardest nikkas in the UK roll with machetes and the Koran.



Your hiphop music is appaling.

 

[SmallWars]

Tell that to your women, mate. They loooooove us.

They don't love you. They love rich nikkas.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Yo I think any chick with a thick accent that aint from around your way will have a dude ready 2 suck a Broad fingers right after she just stuck em in her p*ssy




Nigerian
Jamaican
Russian
German
Trinidadian
Keyonna from South Central L.A.
Brenda from Flatbush



And on and on

Really?





French accent on a woman is GOAT

 

[flea]

I dare you to chat shyt to a roadman from North or South London and see what happens


tell 'em mans think he's funny

He will bow in the presence of greatness

 

[OD-MELA]

I sound like J.Cole

You jus sound like a fukkboy

 

[OD-MELA]

Yep...

Any one of these cats will walk into a room and take every single one of your girls with that fukking accent alone (much less everything else).

"Americans love British dude."

What a homo post.

You could write no homo 100x and it wouldn't make this post any less gay.

 

[OD-MELA]

I dare you to chat shyt to a roadman from North or South London and see what happens


tell 'em mans think he's funny

Cringe.

 

[OD-MELA]

You can always rely on these type of threads for fukkboy comments from ppl on both sides of de pond.

 

[Lurking Class Hero]

Just thought i'd leave this in here