These birds are getting bold, man

[NeilCartwright]

I swear you cant make this up. I got some tickets to see the screening of Chriraq last night and i brought my homegirl. They were free so

Anyway on the ride back this topic came up and she goes on and on about how women like to be wined and dined, and how women appreciate men who pay for women, that chivalry should still be practiced, etc etc

I told her if its a serious relationship then i dont mind paying, sometimes, but if we're just cool/friends then we can go dutch. She then goes on to say "Well if you aint got it, then you shouldnt be trying to take women out." I tried to explain how tricking is played out and some women explicitly go after men like that so they can get free meals, etc. She wasnt hearing me though. Im 21, in the military and go to school so i have a lil income coming in. The point is i work. Some females are calling home every week asking mom/dad for money smh.

Here's the kicker: this pigeon is 19 with no mufukking jobI swear the game is all the way fukked up...If i was 25+ and established in my career then yea i wouldnt mind actually dating..But what do i look like dropping $$ a few times a week just to get at a CHANCE to get some drawls?

 

[Mowgli]

She sounds like a loser.

Women are playing a con game on men right now

They want to be wined and dined and in return they think all they have to do for you is open their legs.

Imagine that mentality with a bytch who u wife up popped 3 kids out of her and now she's a whale.

Curtains.

N they wonder why men cheat

 

[Regine Hunter]

She sounds like a loser.

Women are playing a con game on men right now

They want to be wined and dined and in return they think all they have to do for you is open their legs.

Imagine that mentality with a bytch who u wife up popped 3 kids out of her and now she's a whale.

Curtains.

N they wonder why men cheat

Did your wife leave you, breh?

 

[Mowgli]

Did your wife leave you, breh?

No.

She's not dumb.

The wine and dine con is a joke though. A buich with the balls to say u shouldn't be taking women out if you don't have money sickens me because I don't like women who hustle men. I've seen the future with bytches like that and its a man married to a fat broad wanting him to treat her like he did when they first started dating while simultaneously being a cow.

It doesn't mix

 

[blackestofpanthers]

You lost for associating with hoes like that
Double loss for having conversations with them that doesn't consist of " you want me to bust in your mouth or your face?"

 

[thirdeye]

oh I thought this was going to be about actual birds, they always attack me when I'm stoned, it's like they know I'm already paro.

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

I'd boot her entitled ass real quick. Or flip the script and say, yeah men expect women to prepare nice meals for them. Where's mine?

 

[audemarzz]

oh I thought this was going to be about actual birds, they always attack me when I'm stoned, it's like they know I'm already paro.

Same I came in expecting this to be about ny pigeons

 

[aXiom]

No.

She's not dumb.

She married you though

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Everything she describing was a beta male. OP so you choose which side you want to be on

All chivalry bullshyt is over we in 2015 they want to be treated equal these bytches better start paying for their of the tab.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I thought this was gonna be about pelicans...... or arrogant ducks

 

[Groanman]

You just gotta know how to handle them birds.

 

[Mowgli]

She married you though

You were born. Proving great parents sometimes make mistakes.

 

[Canada Goose]

I thought this was gonna be about Seagulls blatantly stealing people's food..

 

[audemarzz]

You just have to introduce that bird to a natural predator pleighboy