These birds are getting bold, man

[Taadow]

I swear you cant make this up. I got some tickets to see the screening of Chriraq last night and i brought my homegirl. They were free so

Anyway on the ride back this topic came up and she goes on and on about how women like to be wined and dined, and how women appreciate men who pay for women, that chivalry should still be practiced, etc etc

I told her if its a serious relationship then i dont mind paying, sometimes, but if we're just cool/friends then we can go dutch. She then goes on to say "Well if you aint got it, then you shouldnt be trying to take women out." I tried to explain how tricking is played out and some women explicitly go after men like that so they can get free meals, etc. She wasnt hearing me though. Im 21, in the military and go to school so i have a lil income coming in. The point is i work. Some females are calling home every week asking mom/dad for money smh.

Here's the kicker: this pigeon is 19 with no mufukking jobI swear the game is all the way fukked up...If i was 25+ and established in my career then yea i wouldnt mind actually dating..But what do i look like dropping $$ a few times a week just to get at a CHANCE to get some drawls?

1. How did this topic "come up"? lol

2. Cold part is - she has a point. You shouldn't be trying to take anyone out if you ain't paying,
men or women (but we know women aren't gonna ask, I know I know...).

2b. ...HOWEVER, if you got tickets to the movies and that's all you said y'all were gonna do,
she shouldn't be expecting no extra chit on top of that like dinner...same way she don't want you
to expect you gon' cut. Fair is fair...

3. "Tricking" is absolutely not played out. Look around. As you yourself say there are women explicitly going
after men to get meals and take pictures of the chits for the internet. Niccas is outchea buying broads New Balances
and whatnot.

4. Here's the card you play there "So...you are okay with sexism?? Chivalry is sexism..."
Shuts that chit down all the time.

 

[Regine Hunter]

No.

She's not dumb.

The wine and dine con is a joke though. A buich with the balls to say u shouldn't be taking women out if you don't have money sickens me because I don't like women who hustle men. I've seen the future with bytches like that and its a man married to a fat broad wanting him to treat her like he did when they first started dating while simultaneously being a cow.

It doesn't mix

Sigh.
Have a nice day, sir

 

[Action Mike]

Filter and KIM

 

[agnosticlady]

I thought this was gonna be about pelicans...... or arrogant ducks

Lol what? I thought it was going to be about rude people getting bold and doing something like touching his food in public.

 

[aXiom]

You were born. Proving great parents sometimes make mistakes.

I'm an only child.. so my parents obviously learned from their mistake.. you have siblings, and as if that wasn't selfish enough, you conspired with a woman to help you bring forth life into this world.. what is wrong with you

 

[Mowgli]

I'm an only child.. so my parents obviously learned from their mistake.. you have siblings, and as if that wasn't selfish enough, you conspired with a woman to help you bring forth life into this world.. what is wrong with you

You're an only child.

Proving people can learn from their mistakes and not make the same mistake Twice.

 

[Mowgli]

Sigh.
Have a nice day, sir

It ain't easy out here for fat girls with high expectations

 

[360dagod]

She's 19..

You should have told her to shut the fukk up and then change the topic..

The nikka after you did that and got in her guts

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Having real conversations with a 19 year old

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I'm disappointed that this thread isn't about sky rats pulling someone's card....

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

You just have to introduce that bird to a natural predator pleighboy

@ that cat pulling an double jump like it was in contra....

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

She's 19..

You should have told her to shut the fukk up and then change the topic..

The nikka after you did that and got in her guts

This is more than likely over 90% accurate

 

[Regine Hunter]

It ain't easy out here for fat girls with high expectations

k.

 

[TEH]

I thought this was gonna be about Seagulls blatantly stealing people's food..

yeah me too - thought it was about real birds - very disappointing to be honest