These chicks AREN'T checking for me AT ALL...

[The Emperor]

A grown ass man has no business getting women online. Hit the field.

I have literally fukked every woman I can in my city.

I'm trying to move so I can have a fresh start.

 

[cheek100]

Maybe it's me but meeting chicks on social media always comes with the bs. The last few women that turned out to be something special I met off the cuff in real life.
Get in the gym and action these chicks in they face.
Tip: get off that shy shyt asap

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Time to settle down and be a family man

 

[Ashley Banks]

Sound like it is time to commit that.I'm only 5 years behind youI hope someone else will pull the trigger for me when im washed up at 34.

Don't say that wtf

 

[RandomDudeOnColi]

OP I always thought u was like 23-24.

 

[Karb]

Try picking up chicks on the internet while being brehs.

DM's a thot:

"Hello dear good Ma'am, hope I'm not bothering you with this personal message. But I would just like to tell you that you look like a swell gal and I would love to take you out sometime. Perhaps you could accompany me to the cinema. I will be awaiting your reply"

 

[At30wecashout]

Don't say that wtf

Part of being a man is knowing when you have lost. Just aim at the temple and squeeze so I can end my chapter with dignity.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I have literally fukked every woman I can in my city.

I'm trying to move so I can have a fresh start.

Why didn't you say it was that instead of you being old and washed? fukk social media by the way, I'm not into that shyt either and it ain't hard for me to eat

 

[Karb]

Shouldn't you be way past banging random chicks after a certain age?

That shyt gotta feel empty after a certain age.

I'd hate to be that 40 year old nikka who is still chasing women while my peers are out here building empires.

 

[4-Rin]

What site are you using breh?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Try picking up chicks on the internet while being brehs.

Right...that shyt harder cause you only got dikk and chest pics to make shyt happen for you.

Don't get them real life crutches like humor and chemistry.

 

[Karb]

What site are you using breh?

MySpace

 

[The Emperor]

Shouldn't you be way past banging random chicks after a certain age?

That shyt gotta feel empty after a certain age.

I'd hate to be that 40 year old nikka who is still chasing women while my peers are out here building empires.

The fukk does building an empire have to do with fukking new women?

Every very successful man you know is married or swimming in hoes.

 

[Wiles]

Hit the gym . save and get some real estate

 

[Auger]

Do you have any other life passions? Or a calling?