I get a kick out of trolling wifey..
When we first started dating, i showed up with an empty vase
She was like
filled it with water and was like
looking at me expectantly then she made the
face then saw I was empty handed
and poured the water down the sink without a word
"I should crack this over your head... But it wouldn't do any good"
I bust out laughing and she just
"Are we still going to outback or is that a pump fake too??"
I was still laughing
"I need to know.. Is a happy meal in my immediate future??"
But see.. She put up with all that nonsense
Women put up with a lot of nonsense to be honest
When we first started dating, i showed up with an empty vase
She was like
filled it with water and was like
looking at me expectantly then she made the
face then saw I was empty handed "I should crack this over your head... But it wouldn't do any good"

I bust out laughing and she just

"Are we still going to outback or is that a pump fake too??"

I was still laughing
"I need to know.. Is a happy meal in my immediate future??"
But see.. She put up with all that nonsense
Women put up with a lot of nonsense to be honest



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up here talking about vases tho. If this type of stuff don't wake nikkas up, i don't know what will.



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