These fukkers be posted in my yard everyday

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bytch ass @Canada Goose start hissing at me in yard when I’m going outside to check the mail.

They had their babies with them so I understand they’re just being protective but y’all in my yard. Take that shyt elsewhere. :camby:

Walked past the mother and the father twice. They start hissing and ruffling their wings. I had to make eye contact, use strong body language and talk my shyt to let them know I’m the dominant species and I will slap one of their beaks backwards like Daffy Duck if they want smoke. They backed down.
 

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i'm getting crows in mine now due to neighbors turning this street into a shythole leaving food around and shyt. got their kids running around with crackers and cookies, dropping them crumbs in the street and shyt.

now all the sudden for the first time in 5 yrs i got fukking birds and rodents around the property.

i low key respect the crows. they smart as fukk, but they make an obnoxious noise.

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you sure?

Even my indoor cat would make random kills for fun with the few minutes he had outside. Maybe you ain't seen him on it
A cat is capable of killing of a fully grown goose or muscovy duck but they don’t because they’re big as fukk compared to the cat and there’s plenty of smaller prey outside available that wouldn’t put up as much of a struggle. Plus geese and ducks roll deep as hell. Especially geese. They might snatch one of their babies though.
 

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Normal day in Miami. Worst time is when the whole fam is posted up UNDER your car when you need to leave.
Fixed…

I’m looking at these fukkers now in the retaining pond outside my crib. In Florida, of course. I’m an up-north nikka so I ain’t used to this yet
 

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Fixed…

I’m looking at these fukkers now in the retaining pond outside my crib. In Florida, of course. I’m an up-north nikka so I ain’t used to this yet
Yeah you gotta get used to the wildlife here (I’m from Virginia). I been here for a long time but it’s still strange to go to a public library and see a “warning alligators” sign by the lake outside behind it.
 
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