But op already admitted spending the money for nothing made him mad so u talking about u ain't hurting over 4 or 5 bucks is your story not ops story.

BREH, you been on this board too long to not know how this works. I doubt OP is really "mad", he had an entertaining story to share and has to add some type of angle to it to make it land properly. Hence the smileys, the details, even the title itself is kinda funny.
It's just an angle, not to be taken super seriously.
I had a feeling dude i was speaking about was sincere/just wanted to see if my intuition was right.