These People VOLUNTEERED to do 60 days in Jail: Official 60 Days In Thread

[ChatGPT-5]

how you let someone just come up to you and start pushing buttons ordering shyt. he's gonna get his booty taken.

ol boy in solitary eatin' real good off the shows money

the sheriff starting to get mad "this isn't what the show is about"

 

[Canada Goose]

at how cold Barbra was to Tami after her argument with Boston.... Barbra wanted no problems with those Bricksquad PAWGS




They have Kiosk's in Jail




Robert bought the comedy as usual


That Robert psych evaluation next week is gonna be

 

[WaveGang]

I gotta laugh Coz this show is so accurate.

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

Robert the MVP of the show

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Robert the MVP of the show

When the CO started listing off his junk food and Robert peaks through the window like

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Robert just showing you how to get through a stint...find ways to get put in the hole, but make sure you have commissary so you have dough to cop mulitple peperroni sticks lol

 

[Robbo]

Just got into this show yesterday, watched a bunch of episodes back to back. Robert's a fool haha, dude was talking about making friends and saying one dude was so likable because he talked to him. Pretty addicting show though.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

When he was fukking with the camera, the other inmates were like

inmates: dude chill, they're going to put you in the hole breh

robert: the hole?

CO: we have to put you in the hole so we don't blow your cover, I'm sorry

*week later*

robert: this shyt spiff breh

CO:

"we're going to have to do a mental eval"

Robert just showing you how to get through a stint...find ways to get put in the hole, but make sure you have commissary so you have dough to cop mulitple peperroni sticks lol

I can't....stop....laughing

"he's not taking this program too seriously"

bruuuhhhh


"I ordered multiple pepperonis"

"they're here Robert"

"great!"

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

I can't....stop....laughing

dude might never be the same after this

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

Couple things.

In the hole I have never known for you to be able to get commissary.

That kiosk thing is a beast. Skype for calls, immediate commissary placed, always knowing what's on your books, them fools living the life.

I have never seen a pod or tier that doesn't have at least one C.O. at all times, this is some next level shyt here.

That evaluation is going to lead to Robert being sent to a different pod or even worse sent home.

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

I can't....stop....laughing

"he's not taking this program too seriously"

"we're going to do a mental eval next week"

bruuuhhhh

Funniest shyt the whole episode. Dumb ass was acting like Gordon Ramsey had just cooked him a five star meal or something. I bet you he done gained 150 extra pounds since the ending of taping. Went home hooked to all that shyt

The way he keeps saying all conclusive vacation is comedy. He saw the money and was like

 

[ChatGPT-5]

dude might never be the same after this

Thing is, I don't think he was mentally stable to begin with.

He was the only one that came in with ZERO fear despite never being in that world. He is showing signs of a psychopath. Lack of fear, lack of care and empathy. He comes in with his chest out and very naive.

Those boys were looking at him like food the whole time like


and Robert walked around like, if I get shanked I get shanked, if I get jumped, I get jumped, everything is A-OK.
Everyone is cool, they're very likable, hey guys, you all are better than child molesters in my book.
I just hope butterbean didn't get his head busted because of me

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Funniest shyt the whole episode. Dumb ass was acting like Gordon Ramsey had just cooked him a five star meal or something. I bet you he done gained 150 extra pounds since the ending of taping. Went home hooked to all that shyt

The way he keeps saying all conclusive vacation is comedy. He saw the money and was like

Robert got out and moved straight to the hood above an Indian corner store. Homie fillin up on bags of Fruitys and laffy taffy & shyt. coppin a full bag of pepperonni sticks at the grocery store. honey buns for everyone

 

[Robbo]

Thing is, I don't think he was mentally stable to begin with.

He was the only one that came in with ZERO fear despite never being in that world. He is showing signs of a psychopath. Lack of fear, lack of care and empathy. He comes in with his chest out and very naive.

Those boys were looking at him like food the whole time like


and Robert walked around like, if I get shanked I get shanked, if I get jumped, I get jumped, everything is A-OK.
Everyone is cool, they're very likable, hey guys, you all are better than child molesters in my book.
I just hope butterbean didn't get his head busted because of me

I was dyin at that whole prayer/child molester discussion scene... He was really trying to motivate people to change their lives and be productive on the outside by saying they are better than child molesters.

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

We underestimated Robert brehs. He came in fukk all them jail rules, n fukk a cover story, while everybody else was

C-pod, ??
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