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@TimHannan
America’s farmers voted for that piece of fukking shyt Trump and now tariffs are going to put them out of business and you guessed it, they want a hand out. These are the true welfare queens.
2/37
@MemberBlasts
They HAD an option - vote for Kamala.
They made their racist, poor-hating, leopards-eating-faces decisions.
The fukked around. They need to fully find out. Not get bailed out.
3/37
@jKj_647
Same thing happened in 2019.
4/37
@_everythingism
"They have no choice but to mail us a check"
5/37
@barryhicks11
But Socialism!
6/37
@phlynatlst
I’d rather give the people who grow our food a handout than give any boomer social security.
7/37
@clucht17
Gavin shutting water off to all the farms in California so farmers have no choice but to sell their farms. The land is then turned into solar and wonder farms. All at the altar of climate change. Spare us your sanctimonious bullshyt.
8/37
@azizel42
They are most people don't realize this, a lot of substitutes are for NOT growing crops
9/37
@laborismoney
This is the world you piece of shyt socialists dream of but you can't stomach it because your hatred of the other is so deep you must rebel against anything the other socialists attempt.
10/37
@evil_dallas
They do have a choice other than mail them a check. They could let them go out of business and then an oligarch buys up the lands at a discount.
11/37
@AikenheadTom
Thank @DougLaMalfa for that, he's "one of us". Not. I know him, he's not. He takes more subsidies for his rice farm than 100 small farms. He's just using the system to subsidize himself. He needs to be voted out.
12/37
@danno1130
They got the handouts last time he stole the election too.
13/37
@jblake1059
@ChuckGrassley will be in line.
14/37
@mcford77
So now farmers, the heart of America, have become welfare queens ! They voted for this !
15/37
@williamslindal
Happened during Trump's last term, too.
16/37
@GuyCSmith1
So they get to vote for whomever they feel most represents their beliefs and then expect a bail out
17/37
@VioletWyle
Farmers on the brink of bankruptcy are perfect marks for oligarch’s looking to buy up all the necessities of life for cheap. They’re already buying up all healthcare, housing, and grocery stores. Seems right they’d buy up the food stock too.
18/37
@tlow
I think it’s a concerted effort to get rid of small farmers so that private equity can swoop in and buy their assets cheaply, further monopolizing food. But hey, those three trans college athletes got out in their place.
19/37
@TaintedSaint2
Not our fault they have short memories. This happened during his first term with tariffs - and yet they voted for it to happen again. They KNEW this would happen. I guess they're learning actions have consequences.
20/37
@natashablue22
Trump's not handing out any money he doesn't have to this go-round. There are no checks coming.
21/37
@artist_laurence
Agreed BIGLY plus those Farmers continue getting paid to Not Grow Crops (read again) by Laws that started in Great Depression and go on thru Today. My Tax Dollars and Yours SUBSIDIZE Farmers screwing me over every year. I must do Full Work for Full Pay. They don’t and I suffer
22/37
@evanderrva
Agreeeee! Love my farmers but I’m sick of bailing them out when they vote against their own interest.
23/37
@dare_l
Same thing happened in Trump's first term. China stopped buying soybeans from the U.S. and Republicans voted subsidies to farmers. Lose lose.
Repeat.
24/37
@metalheadcp
Socialism for me, but not for thee...
25/37
@BravoJoeDotCo
They'll just have to sell their farms to corporate ag for pennies an acre.
But, there will be plenty of jobs for them, tending those farms for minimum wage.
26/37
@zippitydodah51
Farming is subsidized on a regular basis. These people depend on the taxpayer to keep their farms going. Now, they want us to bail them out?
27/37
@AnnRuth8587
Oh, well...
28/37
@Sagh12776222
It's hard to feel sorry for them this time around. Fool me once, and all that...
29/37
@DaleRBrekke1
Again.
Very bad decisions are being rewarded....
Seems to be a GOP pattern..
30/37
@coastalwolf80
They wont get a hand out coz the plan has always been for the rich to buy up the farmers land
31/37
@Coste1Costello
From 2019:
Amid Trump Tariffs, Farm Bankruptcies And Suicides Rise
32/37
@LoHoFran
You reap what you vote.
33/37
@LambertNolen
Ironically, one of the main drivers of migration is farm workers. Not only did they sign on to trump’s disastrous tariff policies, they signed onto exporting workers. I’ve zero sympathy. The only people who’ll profit are the big corporate farmers who’ll cleanup for ¢¢¢ on the $.
34/37
@rays5906
For a bunch of “self-sufficient” folks, they sure do love socialism.
35/37
@George209857420
Food for thought: JD Vance is invested in an outfit that buys up distressed farms.

36/37
@RNontime
Let the leopards feast.
37/37
@ackwhacker
Most won't get handouts because JD Vance's company wants to buy up the farm land.
All part of the Long Con that is the MAGA movement
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