These youngins will never have to deal with the struggle of calling a girl through the house phone

[Gold]

Calling the house when someone else would pick up was WOAT status

I would be sweatin and pacing aorund like its a police interrogation.

Instant messenger was a godsend

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

*somebody else picks up the phone*

Girlfriend's little brother: "RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!!!"

Me:

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I would be sweatin and pacing aorund like its a police interrogation.

Instant messenger was a godsend

Based aim kept so many shirts dry

 

[2CT]

getting three-way called by some random bish with your crush on the line unbeknownst to you

 

[intruder]

I remember when this haitian chick i was fukking started stalking me. She'd call at 3PM and my mom be like " [name] isnt home right now. Call him later". The chick would call again at 3:15. Again at 3:45 and on and on

One time she called and it was 2AM. My mom came to my room and handed me the phone while saying "tell this little heffa that im the one that pays the mortgage here."
The comment aint all that but my haitian brehs can appreciate it better when they know what the kreyol translation would sound like

 

[mr.africa]

older brother picking up was the worst

or my mom walking in on me while i'm on the phone pretending to be 'mack daddy no.1' and then giving me the look and draining a young brehs confidence and all of this while i'm still on the phone with the girl!!

 

[Nymbus]

Be ruining my concentration and shyt while I'm pumping that extra bass in my voice
Is Clarissa home S-sir?

Her dad: She's doing hw
What did you want me to tell her
Me: we usually just.. that's OK I got hw too
Dad:well alright *click*
Me:*throws away paper with backup script on it *

 

[thatrapsfan]

Scenario two in OP got

 

[Carolina Slim]

LOL yall nikkas are taking me back... Used to have Vaughn Harper and The Quiet Storm on WBLS playing in the background to set the mood. The only problem was the two phones in my crib was in the kitchen and in my parents' room. So I'd be in the middle of spitting game on the phone and my pops would come in on some "Get out, nikka, I gotta go to bed". Worst was when I would call this little Chinese joint in HS, I would call her crib and it always sounded like her fam was agitated, but I think it was just the way they speak; they always sound extra hype about something.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Anybody could be listening on the line at any moment

 

[TL15]

so many memories...In 6th 7th grade the thing at my school was that girls would want to "make out" over the phone...

my brother caught me toungin down the receiver and hit the full spectrum of


Mom's walking in talking bout "getcho ass off the phone...it's dinner time" and and me shook saying "I'll call you back" then mom's hitting the "the hell you won't"

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

At least you were sure that she wasn't showing your messages to her coven and laughing Maybe they do that all the time I'm sure they don't.

 

[intruder]

Anybody could be listening on the line at any moment

They dont know the struggle, brehs

 

[The Mad Titan]

The beatings I got trying to talk to boys on the phone

lil hot in the pants self

lol

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Dudes talking about pops, but all he want to do is see who calling his little girl. It's a rite of passage. He got checked, so now he does the checking.

Mom dukes on the other hand gave zero fukks and had even less chill. I'm getting my mack on and next thing I hear:
*Beep* *Beep* *Boop*
Me: "Mama...*Beep* Mama...*Beep* Mama..I'm on the phone
Mom Dukes: "I got a phone call to make!"
Me:
Young Tenda: ....