They drinking E&J.... FML

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Man. fukk E&J. I went to a Lil kickback in 09'. ended up drinkin this bytch drink who was sitting next to me whenever she turned around. Did that shyt twice. Asked if I did it. I said no:hubie: she was shytfaced as well. We leave go to her place. We burned down some tree. We both end up passin out before we fcuked. And I wake up to my own vomit. Can't lie, that kickback was hella fun
 

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leave before you get shot nikka.
any place pouring e&j/crown royal or r&r
is a death trap....if your chick is dancing
leave her to.
save yourself!
:damn:



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sad to say this is true. That is whst makes it comedy.
 

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Who the fukk still drinks E&J. Why am I at this party?:mjlol:

Yeah.. I hope you left pleighboi... I was literally just thinking about this shyt... if you're at a "gathering" and niccas bringin' in personals of E&J, or the host primarily has 5ths of E&J and even worse, folks also bring in baggies of mid knotted in dirty sandwich bags. LEAVE. Immediately. I don't give a fukk how old or young they are LEAVE.

Check back in with that update tho :mjlol:

Use to drink e&j,...........upgraded to Paul masson
More struggle.

struggle brandy goes like this... Christian Bros > Paul > E&J

leave before you get shot nikka.
any place pouring e&j/crown royal or r&r
is a death trap....if your chick is dancing
leave her to.
save yourself!
:damn:



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literally lol'd :mjlol:

So true.


I can't think of a pleasant gathering I've been too the featured E&J as the primary drink. that shyt was always a cesspool and ended prematurely in :mindblown: type fukkery.

If E&j is in the vicinity I need to get the fukk up out that bytch asap

:mjlol:





thread is jokes, but all fact... do not stay at a function where E&J is the primary drink... Seein niccas pullin out E&J is damn near like seein' niccas pull out crack and a stem... fukk that. :hubie:
 

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I'm a former alcoholic (fukk all that "recovering") and used to fukk wit all that shyt when funds was low. 211 steel, Mickys, Paul, etc.. :mjgrin:
Thank God I'm in a better financial space cause I damn sure would toss back Paul Masson and cans of old Milwaukee back when I was a broke piece of shyt
 
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