sigh. one bite, just one bite, which that simulation didn't show, that alone seeing would have half the men avoiding it. have you ever seen the way men act when a dog or snake bites them? well a gorilla has 100 times the bite strength and has thumbs to grab. you can hit it, and it will feel like 4 yr olds tapping its back.
Yes, but the 100 humans have me. I can throw body punches deceptively quick like WAAA PA PAH PA PAH PA PAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! Gorilla's gonna be hunched over in pain, gasping for air, not knowing what hit it, trying to make eye contact with me like Breh, you throw some mean ass punches man...[courtesy nod] And then all the other 99 have to do is form a circle and start kicking it. Maybe one guy gets bitten in the leg as this goes down.sigh. one bite, just one bite, which that simulation didn't show, that alone seeing would have half the men avoiding it. have you ever seen the way men act when a dog or snake bites them? well a gorilla has 100 times the bite strength and has thumbs to grab. you can hit it, and it will feel like 4 yr olds tapping its back.
Yes, but the 100 humans have me. I can throw body punches deceptively quick like WAAA PA PAH PA PAH PA PAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! Gorilla's gonna be hunched over in pain, gasping for air, not knowing what hit it, trying to make eye contact with me like Breh, you throw some mean ass punches man...[courtesy nod] And then all the other 99 have to do is form a circle and start kicking it. Maybe one guy gets bitten in the leg as this goes down.
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With all due respect to mother nature and the magnificence of great apes, no way can it throw a flurry of shots quicker than I canI think gorillas invented that rap bar about "beat you to death with your own (arm/leg)".
When that gorilla gets dialed in it's reflexes and reaction time faster than ours. Ni99as throwing kicks, jabs, and upper cuts! Brehs will suffer horrific fractures and dislocations![]()
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