They finally made a simulation of 1 gorilla vs 100 men

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You only need to get 1-2 people with nails close enough to gouge that gorilla's eyes out :birdman:might lose 8-10 brehs during it's crash out from being blinded

This is the key.

Attacking a gorilla is like attacking someone with armor on. Only chance is to weaken a critical part of its body.

Don't know much about gorilla stamina, but typical human fighting stamina is sh*t.

Also the mental fear factor once the men see a couple limbs get ripped off and broken like pretzels with ease.

If the 100 men had some time to plan and organize their attack, they have a chance.

100 men all doing random sh*t they're getting smashed.
 

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Prolly can’t run 1 vs1s but if we could get like a 100 sticks or slingshots or some and we could fukk over that gorilla
 

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That's not how he squabble
He rips off faces... Off the back!

Imagine fighting something that tries to grab your shirt, but it mistakenly grabs the skin on your chest and rips it off too 🤣.

nikkas will abort that mission asap!!!

Wait....WAIT!!!!

Gorillas open coconuts by POKING them with their FINGER!!!!

A gorilla can poke us in the head with its finger and kill us. Naw breh...
 

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One gorilla is not beating up 100 men. We used to take down herds of Mastadons. I’m betting on human ingenuity. With prep time.

We killed mastodon by getting them to fall off cliffs.

The scenario is like 100 men fenced in a field with a Silverback. No weapons, no prep time.
 

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A gorilla might die from exhaustion fighting 100 humans.

A gorilla in the face of 100 humans would be smart enough to run away, 100 humans could probably chase a gorilla until it dies.
That's right . . . They'd probably be smart enough not to take on 100 combatants :ohhh:

Gorillas in a zoo somewhere right now asking themselves how they can beat 100 humans :russ:
 

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We killed mastodon by getting them to fall off cliffs.

The scenario is like 100 men fenced in a field with a Silverback. No weapons, no prep time.

I’m still betting on human ingenuity. Distract it from the front keep attacking from the back. The gorilla will get discombobulated and tired. Send teams of ten and sub them out like a basketball team. If I’m there I get to be the 100th men off the bench though. :mjgrin:
 

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I’m still betting on human ingenuity. Distract it from the front keep attacking from the back. The gorilla will get discombobulated and tired. Send teams of ten and sub them out like a basketball team. If I’m there I get to be the 100th men off the bench though. :mjgrin:
After he beats the 99th I'mma just sit down next to him and look defeated

Gotta utilize body language cues that he'll be able go relate to, indicating that I don't want to fight

Make spark a joint and offer it to him, but I doubt I'd be getting that one back :francis:
 

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I’m still betting on human ingenuity. Distract it from the front keep attacking from the back. The gorilla will get discombobulated and tired. Send teams of ten and sub them out like a basketball team. If I’m there I get to be the 100th men off the bench though. :mjgrin:
You grab his legs ill get his hands and mowgli will put him in a rear naked choke. Home in time for dinner
 
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