They finally made a simulation of 1 gorilla vs 100 men

[Roadside]

Gorilla has eyes that can be gouged and doesnt have enough stamina to fight 100 men. Unless the 100 men get scared and run they cant lose.

 

[Still Benefited]

How about you pay attention to that thread where I pointed out a Black Academy that is actually succeeding. You trying to go at me, because I pointed out that if you are around people who are not taking their childrens's upliftment and preparation for the world seriously, that is a you problem. There are Black people who take it seriously, and there are examples of atempts to fix the problems being enacted. It is just that perhaps you like to talk more about the problems, than you do about committing to acts that seek to fix the problems.

You can commit to the solution right in your own household by giving your children a stable family dynamic (start with marrying their mother), making sure you are on top of their education (Looking at their homework, going to school events, go to school board meetings), exposing them to experiences and information, so on and so forth. I don't expect you to go deeper than that, because doing so actually requires you to also to be willing to do actual research on whom to help, how to help, and when to help. I doubt the issue is important enough to you that you would commit to that sort of effort. So, you can atleast commit to the effort needed for your own children's preparations for navigating the world as an adult.

Do the results and statistics tell you our people are taking our childrens education seriously?


First you blamed it on our friend groups,and said we need to go to PTA meetings. Now your saying it starts in the home. Okay,so doesnt the overwhelming ammount of ignorance displayed online and in real life reflect that our people are unserious about our childrens education? But instead overwhelmingly focused on nonsense? Congratulations on finding a comfortable bubble where you can ignore reality,and point to andecdotal evidence instead. The senses are like algorithms collecting data. And the evidence says the results and statistics have some truth to them about the failures in the schools. Despite your attempts to paint a pretty picture and sugarcoat things. You are the problem,shielding black people from accountability and probably sitting quietly in the PTA/school board meetings. My ideas are far too radical for this Babylon zoo

 

[Fani Willis fan]

When they hook up neuralink to one of these ape nikkas, humanity will be cooked

 

[BK The Great]

People forgot that these large animals get tired and overheat quickly.

Not all are very fast too.

 

[Jaguar93]

The goat is making a video

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

A random man cannot do any type of damage to a gorilla with his bare hands

A gorilla can one shot a random man with ease

No amount of reaching can change those two facts

A lot of you are showing that you didn’t go to school and watch too much cartoons

 

[Monoblock]

Caught dudes at my job talking about this. nikkas really think they Sean P Monkey Bars album cover. People don't realize how powerful and strong primates are and Silverbacks are the strongest. 100 men won't stand a chance, especially after he rips the arms, legs, and head off of the first 10 men.

 

[HimmyHendrix]

Caught dudes at my job talking about this. nikkas really think they Sean P Monkey Bars album cover. People don't realize how powerful and strong primates are and Silverbacks are the strongest. 100 men won't stand a chance, especially after he rips the arms, legs, and head off of the first 10 men.

As he’s ripping arms he’s being attacked. As he’s biting he’s being attacked. y’all are crazy

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

That first body slam eliminating 10 nikkas off top

 

[Depreciating Asset]

I thought the last guy was going to be the hero

 

[Idaeo]

Hypothetically, yes—a team of 100 men could beat a silverback gorilla, but there are critical caveats:

1. Unarmed vs Armed:

• Unarmed humans: A silverback gorilla is immensely strong—5 to 10 times stronger than a human, with incredible bite force and reflexes. If the 100 men are unarmed, many would likely be seriously injured or killed before subduing the gorilla, but sheer numbers could eventually overpower it through attrition.
• Armed humans: If the group had nets, spears, or even blunt objects, the outcome shifts dramatically. They could coordinate a strategy to pin, injure, or kill the gorilla from relative safety.

2. Training and Coordination:

• 100 random, untrained men would likely panic or act inefficiently.
• 100 trained military or martial arts personnel working as a unit could execute coordinated takedowns, flanks, and subduing techniques, greatly increasing their odds

3. Environment Matters:

• In an open arena, 100 men have room to maneuver and surround the gorilla.
• In tight quarters, the gorilla’s raw power gives it a huge advantage.

Conclusion:

• Physically possible? Yes, especially with minimal tools or coordination.
• At what cost? Potentially dozens of human injuries or fatalities depending on preparedness.

Here’s a step-by-step simulation of a hypothetical battle between a silverback gorilla and 100 unarmed but coordinated men in a neutral arena setting:

Setting

• Location: Open, flat arena (like a gymnasium-sized ring)
• Participants:
  • 1 adult male silverback gorilla (~400 lbs, 6 ft tall when upright)
  • 100 fit, adult men (mixed martial artists, wrestlers, and athletes;

PHASE 1: Initial Contact (Seconds 0–15)

• 10 men form a distraction circle, drawing the gorilla’s attention.
• Gorilla charges with explosive speed, immediately mauls 1-2 men, tossing one ~10 feet, breaking ribs and concussing another.
• The other 8 retreat; gorilla roars, asserting dominance.
• Casualties: 2 severely injured humans. Gorilla: Unharmed.

PHASE 2: Surround and Harass (Seconds 15–60)

• 40 men form a wider semi-circle, rotating and throwing jackets, yelling, creating confusion.
• Gorilla charges again, grabs another man by the leg, breaks his femur, and tosses him.
• As the gorilla turns to the next target, 6 men rush in from behind, grabbing its legs and back.

Casualties: 1 more seriously injured. Gorilla: Beginning to fatigue slightly.

PHASE 3: Swarm Tactics (Minute 1–2)

• The rear attackers cling tightly, attempting to restrict movement.
• 20 more men swarm the gorilla, targeting arms and head.
• The gorilla slams several to the ground, injuring 3–4 more, but it’s now overwhelmed by sheer mass.
• 10 men form a human wall on the edges to block escape.

Casualties: 5–7 total humans injured or out. Gorilla: Bleeding, but still fighting.

PHASE 4: Overpowering and Subduing (Minute 2–4)

• 60+ men now engaged; they dogpile the gorilla.
• Several anchor its limbs, others apply chokes or body weight compression.
• Gorilla is still dangerous, managing to bite a man’s arm and throw off two others.
• But oxygen depletion and mass pinning takes over.

Casualties: 8–10 severe human injuries, including broken limbs and bites. Gorilla: Losing consciousness.


PHASE 5: Outcome (Minute 4+)

• Gorilla is eventually subdued, breathing heavily, immobilized.
• Depending on intent, the team could neutralize (kill) or trap it.
• At least 15 men are seriously injured, some critically, but victory achieved through numbers and coordination.

Final Tally

Category	Gorilla	Humans
Outcome	Defeated, potentially killed	Victory through attrition and tactics
Injured	Likely fatal wounds	15+ severely injured, 30+ minor injuries
Key Factors	Raw power, speed, bite force	Teamwork, coordination, overwhelming numbers

Verdict:


Victory is possible for 100 humans—but it would be brutal, chaotic, and come at a high cost. In real life, it would be incredibly unethical and dangerous to attempt. But in pure theory: yes, 100 men could beat a silverback gorilla.

 

[skylove4]

Punching a gorilla would be like punching a wall

Yeah but you can easily gouge that hairy bytches eyes out with these handy ass human fingers

 

[MischievousMonkey]

A gorilla might die from exhaustion fighting 100 humans.

A gorilla in the face of 100 humans would be smart enough to run away, 100 humans could probably chase a gorilla until it dies.

The fatigue argument is the most compelling, but if we take it into account then it's only fair to also take into account fear and lack of coordination amongst 100 randos

Also we see animals tiring out facing their peers or other significant threats but it doesn't take even a third of a gorilla's full strength to cave a man's face in or detach his lungs

I just don't see how the 100 humans win unless we stack every odd in their favor like Batman's authors do when they have him somehow beat intergalactic super intelligent threats

 

[ReggieFlare]

Then the scenario is stupid, because our ancestors became whom we are by not taking on dumb challenges against animals. You can find weapons made by mankind going back millions of years. Why would humans ever try to fight something unarmed that is literally stronger than us, when we are a toolmaking species.

So yea, it is an idiotic idea born out of ignorance of who we are as a species.

That’s no fun though. The gorilla is easily getting waxed if we include weapons

 

[315]

The people that have been getting all serious and offended by it are the funniest part lol