They finally made a simulation of 1 gorilla vs 100 men

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First wave throws dirt in his eyes & send like 3 each to grab each arm and leg

2nd wave you have nikkas jump on his back to bring him down

3rd wave comes & helps sustain subduing the beast

4th wave comes to help break his limbs

Last wave will decide to kill it by suffocation or breaking its neck
 

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This simulation looks like a video game more than a real life clip. A gorilla won’t move that fast. But they can be quick.
Humans naturally will hesitate a lot especially after the initial mayhem. I still feel like if we train for it we would overpower it because the gorilla will have a lot of fear too. But if he starts ripping off limps on knocking heads off asap, us humans gonna be cooked
 

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Gorilla is exploding heads in one punch. Rib cage gone with a body blow. And it's over damn near instantly if he go donkey kong helicopter mode. Only chance is poking out the eyes and running around his other senses til he get tired, but that's gone require the luck of 1000 leprechauns.

No weapons = easy L
 

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An animal that beats on its own chest (harder than any man can hit it) and he's thinking we can beat the gorilla to death with shin kicks and kidney punches???

It would almost be like someone punching Luke Cage 🤣.


If you have vince wilfork types on top of other atrong brolic guys, the gorilla will run. Remember the gorilla has eyes you can attack. He has balls you can kick from behind
 
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Ni99as scared as shyt of just a dog...and their talking bout hittin with a gorilla...

And look at the final technique they talking bout using. Just piling on and suffocating it lol. They haven't looked at its bench press I guess. Gorilla will bench like 10 healthy males right off it lol.

Ni99as breaking their hand trying punch it in the head..

ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS THE GORILLA’S STRENGTH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE fukkING TEETHHHH?!!?
 

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Brehs really think 100 humans would be able to team up for a unified attack like they are Naruto with 99 shadow clones? :mjlol: we can't even get 100 people to agree that the Earth is round

Fight gonna look like this


Hear me out here, the real people have better strategy than AI mannequins. And gorillas got no strategy at all:whoa:




@MischievousMonkey , we also got formations. So We don't run in there blind while high on copium. :pachaha:



MM , Think of how revolutionary a Macedonian phalnax would be if the first guy punched by the gorilla doesnt fly away into the shadow realm; but instead, that guy is supported by 4 rows of grown men that hold him in place. This forces the gorilla to waist time hitting him again.


And while the gorilla is focusing on punching the first guy, there would be a second phalnax of 20men behind him trying to restrict his legs and lift the gorilla up and toss him in the bushes.:wow:









Am I in the Twilight Zone?!
A gorilla has a finite amount of energy to spend. It does not have the stamina to kill all 100 men. nikkas in here talking like 100 adult men isn’t a small army.:what:
Agreed. Humans have the best stamina of all mammals on the planet. We used to endurance hunt large herbivores and carnivores back when we lived on the savannahs. So yes the first 25 people might be massacred, but the gorilla is going to be winded soon.
 
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And when it comes to gouging eyes, nature has looked out for animals. It's hard to get to an animals eyes. It's like usually they can stand them being raked at good. I guess cause other animals go for eyes too.
 
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