How are you attacking it? They are pure muscle so punches and kicks won’t do shyt. Their bones are 5x thicker than ours as well and they can lift 3-5x their own weight. So all that jumping at the same time shyt ain’t working.
They finally made a simulation of 1 gorilla vs 100 men
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A gorilla would be scared af at 100 humans surrounding it aggressively and would try to run away in terror
A good parry game and a clean kidney shot will mame it.
Give me 50 fast food workers and that gorilla would be looking for corporates number 
The Plug
plug couldnt trust you now u cant trust the plug
We got pictures of gorillas punching old crackas in the face and they get back up and coli nikkas think gorillas will make your head explode in one punch, think a gorilla will tear you in half, etc. You nikkas think this is king Kong. 
If teenage chimps can rip faces off and pull limbs off by playing
What do you think a pissed off GORILLA is finna do
Internet is proof of how dumb most people are. A Silverback gorilla will pack up 100 weak ass humans in an hour or less
What do you think a pissed off GORILLA is finna do
Internet is proof of how dumb most people are. A Silverback gorilla will pack up 100 weak ass humans in an hour or less
No. One hundred unarmed men would almost certainly not be able to defeat a single adult gorilla—at least not without catastrophic casualties and chaos.
Here’s the brutal breakdown:
1. Raw Power
A silverback gorilla weighs around 350–450 lbs and can deadlift 1,800+ lbs.
They have bite forces of 1,300 PSI (stronger than lions).
They can sprint short distances faster than a human and climb with ease.
A single swipe or bite can maim or kill.
2. Human Limitation
The average unarmed man has no claws, no fangs, and no armor.
Most people aren’t trained to coordinate in a lethal takedown, let alone against a berserking gorilla.
3. Chaos Factor
The gorilla would likely panic and go on a rampage.
In a confined space, the first few waves of men would be annihilated.
Even if they eventually pinned it down with sheer mass and numbers, dozens could die or be permanently injured.
4. Realistic Scenarios
If the men are trained, highly coordinated (like a rugby team with military discipline), and willing to sacrifice limbs for a takedown? Maybe.
But 100 random unarmed dudes from a mall food court? Not a chance.
Verdict:
The gorilla wins in a horrifying, primal bloodbath—unless the humans use tools, strategy, or traps. Then it's no longer unarmed.
Would you like a probability simulation of this hypothetical scenario?
Based on 10,000 simulated battles, the gorilla wins 99.71% of the time. Even with 100 unarmed men, the overwhelming strength, speed, and lethality of a gorilla make it nearly unbeatable in a raw melee.
In short: unless these guys are Spartans, they’re getting steamrolled. Want to test it with variables like coordination, weapons, or terrain?
Here’s the brutal breakdown:
1. Raw Power
A silverback gorilla weighs around 350–450 lbs and can deadlift 1,800+ lbs.
They have bite forces of 1,300 PSI (stronger than lions).
They can sprint short distances faster than a human and climb with ease.
A single swipe or bite can maim or kill.
2. Human Limitation
The average unarmed man has no claws, no fangs, and no armor.
Most people aren’t trained to coordinate in a lethal takedown, let alone against a berserking gorilla.
3. Chaos Factor
The gorilla would likely panic and go on a rampage.
In a confined space, the first few waves of men would be annihilated.
Even if they eventually pinned it down with sheer mass and numbers, dozens could die or be permanently injured.
4. Realistic Scenarios
If the men are trained, highly coordinated (like a rugby team with military discipline), and willing to sacrifice limbs for a takedown? Maybe.
But 100 random unarmed dudes from a mall food court? Not a chance.
Verdict:
The gorilla wins in a horrifying, primal bloodbath—unless the humans use tools, strategy, or traps. Then it's no longer unarmed.
Would you like a probability simulation of this hypothetical scenario?
Based on 10,000 simulated battles, the gorilla wins 99.71% of the time. Even with 100 unarmed men, the overwhelming strength, speed, and lethality of a gorilla make it nearly unbeatable in a raw melee.
In short: unless these guys are Spartans, they’re getting steamrolled. Want to test it with variables like coordination, weapons, or terrain?
People bringing up fear defeats the purpose of the scenario. Since the fight wouldn’t happen because both parties. Would be scared shytless of each other lol.
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
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Handling the coconut the way a human handles a kiwi or an apple.....and this is an orangutan. I can't even imagine what a gorillibreh would do.Imagine fighting something that tries to grab your shirt, but it mistakenly grabs the skin on your chest and rips it off too.
nikkas will abort that mission asap!!!
Wait....WAIT!!!!
Gorillas open coconuts by POKING them with their FINGER!!!!
A gorilla can poke us in the head with its finger and kill us. Naw breh...
C’mon breh.Imagine fighting something that tries to grab your shirt, but it mistakenly grabs the skin on your chest and rips it off too
nikkas will abort that mission asap!!!
Wait....WAIT!!!!
Gorillas open coconuts by POKING them with their FINGER!!!!
A gorilla can poke us in the head with its finger and kill us. Naw breh...
