They finally made a simulation of 1 gorilla vs 100 men

[Bryan Danielson]

If teenage chimps can rip faces off and pull limbs off by playing

What do you think a pissed off GORILLA is finna do

Internet is proof of how dumb most people are. A Silverback gorilla will pack up 100 weak ass humans in an hour or less

No. One hundred unarmed men would almost certainly not be able to defeat a single adult gorilla—at least not without catastrophic casualties and chaos.

Here’s the brutal breakdown:

1. Raw Power

A silverback gorilla weighs around 350–450 lbs and can deadlift 1,800+ lbs.

They have bite forces of 1,300 PSI (stronger than lions).

They can sprint short distances faster than a human and climb with ease.

A single swipe or bite can maim or kill.


2. Human Limitation

The average unarmed man has no claws, no fangs, and no armor.

Most people aren’t trained to coordinate in a lethal takedown, let alone against a berserking gorilla.


3. Chaos Factor

The gorilla would likely panic and go on a rampage.

In a confined space, the first few waves of men would be annihilated.

Even if they eventually pinned it down with sheer mass and numbers, dozens could die or be permanently injured.


4. Realistic Scenarios

If the men are trained, highly coordinated (like a rugby team with military discipline), and willing to sacrifice limbs for a takedown? Maybe.

But 100 random unarmed dudes from a mall food court? Not a chance.


Verdict:
The gorilla wins in a horrifying, primal bloodbath—unless the humans use tools, strategy, or traps. Then it's no longer unarmed.

Would you like a probability simulation of this hypothetical scenario?

Based on 10,000 simulated battles, the gorilla wins 99.71% of the time. Even with 100 unarmed men, the overwhelming strength, speed, and lethality of a gorilla make it nearly unbeatable in a raw melee.

In short: unless these guys are Spartans, they’re getting steamrolled. Want to test it with variables like coordination, weapons, or terrain?

I don’t believe you

let’s put that to the test with
85% of TSC
10% of the coliseum
and the remaining 5% with your oops or niccas who neg you

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

A gorilla would be scared af at 100 humans surrounding it aggressively and would try to run away in terror

Yeah if 100 humans surround a gorilla and start yelling and raising sticks in the air the gorilla would be shook and run away. It would only fight in close quarters where it can't get away

 

[null]

drug test that greh

 

[Dzali OG]

C’mon breh.

There was a video years ago.

Gorilla can hit us with the shaolin two finger strike

 

[Dzali OG]

Handling the coconut the way a human handles a kiwi or an apple.....and this is an orangutan. I can't even imagine what a gorillibreh would do.

People don't realize how soft and easily damaged a human is to other animals. Lions can LICK our flesh off!

We walk upright so ALL of our vital organs are right there exposed. Animals can accidentally kill us lol.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Breh on Jeff Teague's podcast said we'd have a chance with 100 coked up Lawrence Taylors

 

[904]

Bare hands the only thing a human can do to a bear is poke it's eyes out.



You're physically incapable of breaking skin in any significant way let alone breaking bones.



You ever seen 1 nikka get jumped by 10 dudes? That one dude usually walks away fine.. What you think you're doing to a gorilla

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Here's the thing. Once that gorilla start ripping some limbs off not many of the 100 gonna stick around to see what happens next..

 

[The Plug]

If you listened to coli nikkas you'd think the gorilla would've made this old crackas head explode by punching him.

Now multiply that by 100 dudes not just 1.

 

[Big Blue]

Brehs are acting like all gorillas are the size of king Kong

 

[tay1]

 

[Mystic]

200 men can take out one gorilla for sure

 

[Reptile]

Here's the thing. Once that gorilla start ripping some limbs off not many of the 100 gonna stick around to see what happens next..

And that ends this whole damn conversation. Not to mention that unhinged mf hurling excrement.

 

[yseJ]

I cant tell if its just folks trolling or they really think being a MMA fighter holds any weight against a huge ass animal that doesnt fight by any rules in an uncontrolled environment

"finishers" lmao. a gorilla will grab you by the neck and separate your head from your spine like in mortal kombat. end of story.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

they not even landing a hit cause they're robots tho

slow ass hands