They Trying To Hoe Your Boy At The Airport

[Double Burger With Cheese]

The airlines (collectively) bought an algorithm that was a phd thesis like 3-4 years ago to identify skip lagging.

You have to be top status to not get any problems.

Did not know this. They gonna have to catch me though. I needed a one way and that Jacksonville to Atlanta route is always high for no reason. I be getting a lot of shyt last minute so just gonna be high sometimes. I got this fight for $90 by buying Jacksonville to New Orleans and getting off on the layover in Atlanta, Instead of paying the regular price of $324 for the one way. Them fukk nikkas better get it back in blood

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Man that shyt sounds infuriating because people pay hundreds of dollars no one should be frustrated after they get through long security lines after all that to be told we dont have a seat or there's a plane delay bullshyt...

I mean, can’t do nothing about weather delays. I had a slight weather delay that set off a domino of events that led to the plane being refueled taking forever. shyt like that just gonna happen sometimes if you fly a lot.

But the real fukk shyt is how airlines overbook most flights and sometimes they will have to kick some people off and give them vouchers if everyone shows up.

 

[Ayo]

The airlines (collectively) bought an algorithm that was a phd thesis like 3-4 years ago to identify skip lagging.

You have to be top status to not get any problems.

I stopped last summer before I heard murmurs about them cracking down. I did it for the exact same flight everytime. My company HQ city to Charlotte to Raleigh. I’d moonwalk out the airport in Charlotte.

They be playing too many games with prices and routes since Charlotte is a major hub. Often hiding and not even letting you book that first leg as a 1 way when you search. For me it wasnt even really about money because I wasn’t paying. It was convenience.

So fukk em.

I used to get a kick over sometimes hearing my name being paged as I walked out of the terminal.

 

[Serious]

They just announced boarding and everybody clapping and shyt. But I’ve noticed 3 local police by the gate and 2 more in the seating areas. These fools must have popped up out of nowhere. I don’t think the here for me or nothing but I’m like why is 5 cops at the gate all of a sudden. They local and only thing I can think of is I have no luggage, so I’m good

For delta? I normally see police post up outside spirit flights

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I stopped last summer before I heard murmurs about them cracking down. I did it for the exact same flight everytime. My company HQ city to Charlotte to Raleigh. I’d moonwalk out the airport in Charlotte.

They be playing too many games with prices and routes since Charlotte is a major hub. Often hiding and not even letting you book that first leg as a 1 way when you search. For me it wasnt even really about money because I wasn’t paying. It was convenience.

So fukk em.

I used to get a kick over sometimes hearing my name being paged as I walked out of the terminal.

These airlines some straight dikkheads for real. I remember the fact that time I missed the departing flight on a round trip, but showed up for the returning flight and learned that once you miss the departing flight, they cancel your whole ticket. I was like how the fukk are y’all gonna decide o didn’t need the return flight smh. Now every time that happens, I know I call and let them know I’m issues my return flight. Them fukk nikkas be doing the most

 

[Marc Spector]

i believe u bruh. flying had been a fukking disaster this weekend. i m on united rn back to washington and the houston and dallas airports were in shambles. Hella delays, mismanaged passenger movement, rude TSA….I think the whole southeast was at capacity on flights

 

[Imback]

Did not know this. They gonna have to catch me though. I needed a one way and that Jacksonville to Atlanta route is always high for no reason. I be getting a lot of shyt last minute so just gonna be high sometimes. I got this fight for $90 by buying Jacksonville to New Orleans and getting off on the layover in Atlanta, Instead of paying the regular price of $324 for the one way. Them fukk nikkas better get it back in blood

There was a workaround ppl used.

Buy a $10 unlocked old android phone and download a free mobile vpn service and then use public Wi-Fi to identify the flight number.

Then book it on your own, using your normal method to book flights.

Not sure if it’s still valid tho.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

For delta? I normally see police post up outside spirit flights

Wasn’t nothing going on. They may have been on a break or something. But they were standing right at the gate and two in the seats and had came right when they said we could board. Probably wasn’t shyt, but I got so much history at the airport so I noticed them. I done literally been pulled out of line as i was boarding a plane and taken to the back to be searched for a second time, after TSA flagged me before I got through the gate.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Made it back. Time for an amazing week

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

smh, these nikkas refuse to let me be great.

I stopped reading right there

 

[GreenGhxst]

smh, these nikkas refuse to let me be great.

So I’m leaving Florida coming to Atlanta but it’s really a Jacksonville to New Orleans flight but I’m hopping off on the layover in Atlanta (real nikka shyt)

Highkey, airlines really don’t like when you do this cause the ticket would acutully be higher if I got one straight from Jacksonville to Atlanta. But them finessing ass can’t take being finessed themselves, but fukk em.

So when I get there, my boarding pass says no seat assigned - see agent. These lil hidden flights be fukking up the system so I had to go to the agent after I got through TSA. So I did that and your boy always get the exit row seat on the aisle when I pull that move out the playbook too, so as usual I’m feeling great as fukk

But then the flight gets delayed, and then again, and again. But they stopped giving updates.

So I got in line to talk to the agents to basically be like, man what the fukk going on with this flight. So I waited at least 20 minutes in line. Was only a few people in front of me but they was taking forever cause they was changing they flight.

So right before it’s my turn, some white lady come to the side and I’m thinking, I know this lady not trying to cut me, but this hoe did exactly that. So the agent start talking to her and I cut both of em off and was like why is you talking to her when I was next in line

The agent said, she had a question. I said the fukk, I waited over 20 minutes to ask a question. Then I told her she was rude as fukk. Then she was like sir, well what’s your question, I was like I’m not asking y’all shyt, you rude as hell, then I stormed off.

So I said fukk this and went to another deltas gate a little bit further down. Then I was like look, them other folks, let this hoe cut in front of me and they rude as hell, can y’all just give me an update?

So they confirmed my info and looked it up and was like damn, you done disappeared from the flight. I’m like how, I literally was just assigned a seat when I got here. Then she called the other gate I was at. I’m thinking damn, don’t call that same bytch. Then I just hear her, un huh, ok ok,. Im like I know this lady hating on the kid.

Then she said, she couldn’t fix it and I had to go back to the gate I was at and talk to the lady in the red vest named Lisa. The lady who I called rude had the red vest on.

So now im back in this line waiting to talk to this lady. I think she took me off the flight smh

this nikka sassy as hell family

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

this nikka sassy as hell family

And I went to the other gate and snitched, fukk you talking bout nikka

 

[10bandz]

I stopped reading right there

nikka thinks he invented skip lagging

 

[Paper Boi]

some of these airline employees like to go on power trips and they should not have that type of authority

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

nikka thinks he invented skip lagging

This like my 5th or 6th airport thread. Crazy, funny, or interesting shyt be happening to be often and I always post an airport thread about it.

Let me be great fukk nikka