Things an interviewer says that lets you know “You didn’t get the job”

[UberEatsDriver]

9 breh…I was hot. I should’ve cussed their ass out

Yea by the 4th interview I’m telling them I pass!

 

[UberEatsDriver]

So one of my managers told me that they specifically interview people from rival or adverse companies to get a inside into the former companies workflows and methodology just cuz. But if they are a good hire, they are a good hire.

I saw this on LinkedIn. That’s why I’m about to buy 2 357’s.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I am a professional interviewer, I always tell them we have a few more candidates to speak with, while clicking in our system their rejection email that goes out early morning the next day

horrible human

 

[Serious]

How about when you are in a panel interview, and you give an answer, and no one on the panel says anything for a minute. They claim they are typing notes but probably just chatting with their peers like "we ain't hiring this dude "

Me yesterday

 

[Neil Tyson]

I remember in college when I had an interview at Jimmy Johns and I asked when I could expect to hear back from them. bytch hit me with the

To this day I've never eaten at Jimmy Johns, and I never will. fukk em.

I'd never purchase anything at Foot Locker after they gave me the run around.

I'd walk in a store, laugh and walk out. Foot locker trash now.

 

[Jermio]

"Well, thanks for coming"

 

[Serious]

What about times you don't even want the job but they try to pressure you to accept it on the spot
I had a woman offer me a job for $19k (a year) which required me wearing a suit everyday and basically running her set of businesses while building out an IT system

She was black and gave me the interview thru a mutual friend so i felt bad but fukk all that. She kept talking like it was a foregone conclusion i was accepting the job , talking about making copies of keys and what we'd be working on together




no exaggeration I once had an interview where the entire department was there
We went in a meeting room and it was like 10+ people sitting around a big ass table. Each person basically asked me 1 question with the supervisor asking me several
That was the same interview I stared at a womans big titties when I answered her question, not cause they were titties but mainly cause I was nervous and just trying to not lose focus by looking people directly in the eye (i normally look at their mouth/chin so it seems like i'm giving eye contact )
needless to say i didn't get that job.
And you right, Robert Half must be a money laundering scheme cause i never heard anyone getting a job thru them yet they spam everyone

A lot of places actually do department interviews.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I got put somewhere thru a temp agency. I’m blessed. Took a huge pay cut but I had to get out of education asap. I’m in an accounting department for a company and I am going back to school for accounting so it is working itself out.

 

[Spence]

horrible human

Just doing my job bro

 

[Spence]

Who are you?

I’m in TA

 

[KingsOfKings]

Q: What is your salary requirement?

A: $55,000

Q: Do you have any questions for me before we wrap up the interview?

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Just doing my job bro

Why can’t you just be up front? Is it against policy or something?


Also what makes you select a candidate? Do you factor in character and experience or just experience?

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Whenever they ask me about a skill or a topic I don’t have work experience on I know it’s a wrap.


For example I learned SOX and internal controls in grad school. But then they’ll say did you have work experience I’ll be like nah my last audit job didn’t use SOX. Then I never hear from them again.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Your resume is impressive, seems like a good fit, we’ll get back to you by next week . Me when next week came and went

 

[Ahadi]

Just doing my job bro

A lot of brehs tryna get hired. It would be nice to have a Breh on the inside to look out.