Lol I do a couple things that annoy my girl...
Lick the whole side of face her out of nowhere

Her: "Stop bae that shyt nasty!

" Or when she screaming on me when I den fukked up I legit hit her with "Yada yada Yada!" followed by the

face... Examples...
Her: "Piff Bayless your a fukkin a$$hole!"
Me: "And Yada yada yada

"
Her: "nikka you make me sick you never open up about your feelings!"
Me: "And Yada Yada Yada!

"
Her: nikka why that bytch was staring at you in the store like that?!"
"You know that hoe?!"
Me: "And Yada Yada yada!

"
Or sometimes when we just chillin and its all quiet I'll yell "Break yoself!" Outta nowhere 
shyt scares the shyt out of her