Things Dudes Say After Losing A Fight

[Tommy Knocks]

I aint wanna throw cause his brothers are crips/eses

nah you aint throw cause you was snacking on that deluxe 7 meal combo.

 

[Exiled Martian]

.... some of these are god speak truth!


The funniest predicament is when that that one friend (Usually the Napolean Complex type) in the crew who is renowned to kick off & always ends up getting sprawled out like a Persian carpet on a night out..then you find him slumped over somewhere in the club like

After coming around, he proceeds to confront you on some ' You proper fake, you this you that...I thought you was my boy , why didn't you back my case tho

& I'm like muffuka I ain't 16-18 no more & you do this bad boy bravado shyte all the time, man watches & tries to emulate Top Boy too much
Fukk am I getting involved when you always tryna flex that dutch courage on the strength of rolling 10 man deep to the club you dikk head

 

[Bobby Reds]

"Where's my knife?!?!"

 

[Food Mane]

It was a tie, it was even before it got broken up.

 

[Ghpstface]

"Winning and losing is arbitrary cause at the end of the day we both Black in America, marinate on that shyt"

"When two brothers fight we all lose"

now he wanna kick knowledge

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

There was like 8, 9 of em.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

My boy in high school said he lost because he didn't eat breakfast

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

My boy whooped some nicca ass dude gets up like "you want some more " I was like

 

[↓R↑LYB]

This could be a whole other thread....

"He doesn't have any power in his punches... I got knocked out, but I didn't even feel it."

please tell me you know someone who actually said that

 

[beanz]

"Winning and losing is arbitrary cause at the end of the day we both Black in America, marinate on that shyt"

"When two brothers fight we all lose"

 

[beanz]

"i was on top of that dude ready to cave his face in, but i didnt want to kill him so i hesitated and he was able to get me off him"

^^ somebody i know

 

[Tommy Knocks]

they kept holding me and he was getting his licks in.

actually he was thumping you up, and people were scraping you off the ground

 

[Steve Piffler]

that nikka lucky he left before i could get to my trunk. i'mma cap his ass nextime i see him

 

[Truth200]

 

[Truth200]

"Im a catch that nikka slippin"