Things that last longer then CM Punk's MMA Career

[The Great One]

*cooking a waffle

*taking a shower

*lifting a dumbell for 10 reps

Continue....

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Finn balors title reign

 

[XII]

 

[NoMorePie]

Cooking minute rice

 

[2CT]

drinking minute maid

 

[JuvenileHell]

Taking a shower, hitting the weights or getting a clue

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Leprechauns
Bonzai Trees
Newport Shorts

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

How long did the fight last? Was out at the movies, did he tap or get KO'd?

 

[Trill_Spellacheck]

How long did the fight last? Was out at the movies, did he tap or get KO'd?

shorter than a movie trailer

 

[Alexander The Great]

How long did the fight last? Was out at the movies, did he tap or get KO'd?

how long did it take you to type this post? not as long....

 

[Bob Loblaw]

How long did the fight last? Was out at the movies, did he tap or get KO'd?

Tapped in 2 minutes

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

The Coli's servers during big events.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

shorter than a movie trailer

how long did it take you to type this post? not as long....

Damn man



He should pull a Batista and do a one and done

 

[XII]

this post

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Kim Kardashian's & Kris Humphries "marriage"