Things that make you go :ohhh:

[TEH]

Go look it up on the internet. No one gets a look at my cooch.

 

[Black Barbie]

I don't believe in sex before marriage.

 

[TEH]

I don't believe in sex before marriage.

I can respect that...

 

[Sex Luthor]

This guy who works at Facebook did dmt and said that the being told him that Asians are aliens.

I’ll search for the video

Deep down I still kind of think they are. I'm trying to be a nonjudgmental and better person in life so I don't believe it but if it came out that they're descendants or something I wouldn't be shocked

 

[Leasy]

Deep down I still kind of think they are. I'm trying to be a nonjudgmental and better person in life so I don't believe it but if it came out that they're descendants or something I wouldn't be shocked

This shyt is considered a false story but makes you think.... Dropa stones they crash landed on earth and was stranded 12 thousand years ago

The Dropa (also known as Dropas, Drok-pa or Dzopa) are, according to certain controversial writers, a race of dwarf-like extra-terrestrials who landed near the Chinese-Tibetan border some twelve thousand years ago. Skeptics note, however, a number of problems with the case (and a lack of corroborative evidence), which offers significant doubt as to the reality of the more sensationalistic Dropa claims. Mainstream critics argue that the entire affair is a hoax.
There were no epitaphs at the graves, but instead hundreds of one foot wide stone discs ("Dropa Stones") were found having 3/4 inch wide holes in their centres. On the walls were carved pictures of the rising sun, moon, stars, the land, mountains, and lines of pea-sized dots connecting the earth with the sky. Along with the discs, the cave drawings had been determined to be about 12,000 years old.

 

[TEH]

WE PARK IN DRIVEWAYS AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS.

Why is that

 

[TEH]

This shyt is considered a false story but makes you think.... Dropa stones they crash landed on earth and was stranded 12 thousand years ago

The Dropa (also known as Dropas, Drok-pa or Dzopa) are, according to certain controversial writers, a race of dwarf-like extra-terrestrials who landed near the Chinese-Tibetan border some twelve thousand years ago. Skeptics note, however, a number of problems with the case (and a lack of corroborative evidence), which offers significant doubt as to the reality of the more sensationalistic Dropa claims. Mainstream critics argue that the entire affair is a hoax.
There were no epitaphs at the graves, but instead hundreds of one foot wide stone discs ("Dropa Stones") were found having 3/4 inch wide holes in their centres. On the walls were carved pictures of the rising sun, moon, stars, the land, mountains, and lines of pea-sized dots connecting the earth with the sky. Along with the discs, the cave drawings had been determined to be about 12,000 years old.

Is there a video on this ...

 

[Brolic Scholar]

They call it The Mall because your going to TheM All

 

[CarbonBraddock]

The skin that makes up a ass begins as the skin of the forehead when a fetus is in the womb. It gets switched around before they are born.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Go look it up on the internet. No one gets a look at my cooch.

you think you're better than him, like he can't go buy one right now? shyt i got two of em and i don't even play with those fukking things.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

EGGS DON'T TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.

THE PUNISHMENT FOR TAX EVASION IS GOING TO JAIL AND LIVING OFF OF EVERYONE ELSE'S TAXES.

BABYSITTERS ARE TEENS WHO PRETEND TO BE ADULTS SO ADULTS CAN GO OUT AND ACT LIKE TEENAGER.

LEMONADE IS MADE WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND WOOD POLISH IS MADE WITH REAL LEMONS...

 

[Trilogy]

The triangle next to the gas sign / fuel meter tells you what side the gas tank in on.

My mom told me this one like A week ago... was like