Things that piss you off in the bedroom

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What are some stuff that piss you off when you are having sex. I don't mean turnoffs, I mean things that get you boiling mad.

I can't stand no pillow princess chicks. The chicks that do nothing but lay on their back and make you do all the work.
I'll straight up pull out and hit the :camby:


And I kinda get annoyed when chicks can't take dikk. Biitch I'm confident, but I know I ain't got no 12 inch tree trunk. Stop pushing me off and squirming.

What about y'all?
 

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When you mackin' out getting in the mood and shyt, and she tries to pull herself underneath you for missionary.

That's great and all but when you want anal and they like "nooooooo"

Waste of such a nice looking ass :stopitslime:
 

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A lack of energy. I can do it all for ages.
Funky poontang.
Acting like a schoolgirl. If giving mouth, butt, and everything else made you famous, don't switch up and deny me:ufdup:It was good for Trey, Jerry, and Mike, why not
for me? I actually took you out and they didn't:mjpls:Don't act brand new, you know what this is.
When she wakes up early from a roofie :noah:
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A lack of energy. I can do it all for ages.
Funky poontang.
Acting like a schoolgirl. If giving mouth, butt, and everything else made you famous, don't switch up and deny me:ufdup:It was good for Trey, Jerry, and Mike, why not
for me? I actually took you out and they didn't:mjpls:Don't act brand new, you know what this is.

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That's why I make it mission at first to penetrate all 3 holes. I don't necessarily need head or "butt" that much, after I've done it a few times.....
 
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