things that you hate about the barbershop

[Ol’Otis]

you walk in and that wack barber got a empty chair
and he give you that "i'm open breh" look

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Waiting

 

[Dominic Decoco]

The one I go to, every barber clipper game A1 no steak sauce. So nikkas be in that bytch packed like sardines. The wait worth it though. Come out the bih looking like I ran off on Pablo...twice.

 

[Taadow]

They KNOW it's gonna be AT LEAST 15 muffuccas up in there...HOW THEY ONLY GOT 5 PARKING SPOTS???

...AND THEY BEEN OPEN LIKE 40 YEARS!!

Have they even considered gettin' more parking spots??
I mean, two of the houses across the street are vacant...

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

When you getting your haircut and the barber keeps answering his phone
bytch ass kids crying when they getting they haircut

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

My barber lazy as fukk . Dude works Tuesday - Saturday from like 1-7pm . Not flexible at all

 

[raidersreceiver]

Waiting 1 hr and a half for a 20 min haircut

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

My barber started taking appointments so no waiting an hour for a cut

My barber lazy as fukk . Dude works Tuesday - Saturday from like 1-7pm . Not flexible at all

He work a morning job?
But those sound like pretty standard barber hours except for Friday and Saturday morning

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

My barber started taking appointments so no waiting an hour for a cut


He work a morning job?
But those sound like pretty standard barber hours except for Friday and Saturday morning

Na he's in the gym all morning posing for snapchat

I work nights 7pm-7am so I try and make it to the shop when I can and even give him a notice. He told me to come in yesterday I came in at 5:30 because I had to work at 7pm dude said I got two people in front of u it'll take an hour. Dude was Lolly gagging and talking shyt with the rest of the customers. 6:45 came around and I was yo I'm out dude

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This nikka who cut my lil bro's hair gets on my last fukking nerve. Takes like 20 mins just to do the lining....Like what the fukk breh?



I got places to go fam....

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Na he's in the gym all morning posing for snapchat

I work nights 7pm-7am so I try and make it to the shop when I can and even give him a notice. He told me to come in yesterday I came in at 5:30 because I had to work at 7pm dude said I got two people in front of u it'll take an hour. Dude was Lolly gagging and talking shyt with the rest of the customers. 6:45 came around and I was yo I'm out dude

Sound like u need a new barber fam

This nikka who cut my lil bro's hair gets on my last fukking nerve. Takes like 20 mins just to do the lining....Like what the fukk breh?



I got places to go fam....

He tryna get yo lil bro right
How u expect him to get hoes if his hairline not on point

 

[DaRealness]

I ain't been to the barber in years since I cut my own hair but I used to hate:

- The ridiculously long waits

- Getting too distracted by the TV

- Leaving you mid cut because they wanna see a friend outside and don't even come back until 10 minutes later after you already been waiting for ages

- The fake know it all cats who feel like they need to argue and debate everything (Nuwaubians were the worst)

- The wack barber who does a poor job despite cutting hair for years

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

He tryna get yo lil bro right
How u expect him to get hoes if his hairline not on point

But 40 min cuts breh

 

[The Fire]

Just waited an hour and a half for a 25 min cut today but I feel like pablo when its done

 

[Marco Andretti]

The nikka in the chair next to you comparing his cut to yours every time the barber turn his chair your way ..