things that you hate about the barbershop

[mson]

My barber took a lot of pictures of my dome after my cut. he was like "its for my portfolio"


I felt like he uploaded that shyt to his Instagram to clown on me

 

[Address_Unknown]

Sint been to the barber in a minute outside of a few weeks ago when I had to get done up for my passport photo.

fukking hate the barbers that:-

- Stop to debate every fukking conversation going on. Argue and cut, breh.

- Go outside to hug up women. Got into a minor argument with a Jamaican about that shyt. "Me a hug me babe's wah wrong wid you youth?" Left a dollar and was out. Got my shyts done elsewhere.

- Kids in the fukking barber shop. Kids is kids but the space already tight and he want to run up and down and spill shyt.

- Dudes who want to go extra. fukk the neck beard, fukk behind my head. Give me a shape up, trim the mustache, leave the sideburns. I ain't a hard man to please...bit nooooooo.

- When they spray you with that Alcohol in your fukking face, got you empathising with Bukkake chicks'n'shyt.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Everyone waiting for the one good barber

They gotta take a smoke break after every haircut

Saying fukk it and going with whoevers open only to regret it once you get in the car and check your shyt out.

 

[Ol’Otis]

when they lining you up and their fingers stink

 

[Imhotep2]

Trying to avoid eye contact When my barber spins the chair and faces the waiting area and mothafukkas are looking you right in the eye like especially when its packed.

 

[mson]

Edit

 

[Redwood]

just came from the shop...

cats actin like they know sports, talking out their ass and googling shyt on the low

 

[invalid]

bump

 

[the cool]

bump

This staged af

 

[flea]

They were fighting one day while I was getting a cut and I told them that if they bump my barber and he fukks my shyt up because of it, to give me the gloves cause I’m fukking them up. They stopped fighting but I never went back after that. shyt pissed me off. How you gonna do that shyt right in the shop like that with people getting cuts? Stupid