Things u did that made it too arkward to go back to someones house

[Scustin Trillberlake]

be at a friend's house
eating with his family; he has a hot sister
decide to take a picture of her bare feet with my cell under the table
do it

fukking flash was somehow on
his mom goes, "did you just take a picture of her feet?"
stutter "n..no, I..uh, was trying something out here"
"oh, okay"

She fukking knew. Everybody fukking knew. This is probably my most embarrassing moment. Every other really embarrassing thing I did was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, so I just brush them off.

 

[Kuro]

walkd in on my friend's blind momma while she was on the toilet...

 

[Llysol]

(In High school)
Chillin with my ex on the couch at her house. Her moms was in her room upstairs.

When suddenly my stomach decided to go to defcon 1

Went straight to the bathroom and destroyed that shyt

After I finished by business, I got up and was like

Went to flush the toilet 1x...2x.........3x...nothing!

shyt wouldn't flush!!!

Knowing I had no other choice , I went back and told my girl that ma dukes was calling me home and BOUNCED

Girl called me later screaming her head off but I was like



Never went back

 

[MouseTeeth]

(In High school)
Chillin with my ex on the couch at her house. Her moms was in her room upstairs.

When suddenly my stomach decided to go to defcon 1

Went straight to the bathroom and destroyed that shyt

After I finished by business, I got up and was like

Went to flush the toilet 1x...2x.........3x...nothing!

shyt wouldn't flush!!!

Knowing I had no other choice , I went back and told my girl that ma dukes was calling me home and BOUNCED

Girl called me later screaming her head off but I was like


Never went back

Lol that used to b my worst nightmare

 

[Kilgore Trout]

havoc da gawd

 

[nineteeneightysix]

be at a friend's house
eating with his family; he has a hot sister
decide to take a picture of her bare feet with my cell under the table
do it
fukking flash was somehow on
his mom goes, "did you just take a picture of her feet?"
stutter "n..no, I..uh, was trying something out here"
"oh, okay"
She fukking knew. Everybody fukking knew. This is probably my most embarrassing moment. Every other really embarrassing thing I did was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, so I just brush them off.

So how did the rest of the night go...? Did you have to excuse yourself from the dinner table or did you just stick around in the most awkwardly tense environment?

 

[L&HH]

(In High school)
Chillin with my ex on the couch at her house. Her moms was in her room upstairs.

When suddenly my stomach decided to go to defcon 1

Went straight to the bathroom and destroyed that shyt

After I finished by business, I got up and was like

Went to flush the toilet 1x...2x.........3x...nothing!

shyt wouldn't flush!!!

Knowing I had no other choice , I went back and told my girl that ma dukes was calling me home and BOUNCED

Girl called me later screaming her head off but I was like



Never went back

 

[Pack2]

Took a shyt by my boys crib and the toilet overflowed....no plunger in sight

shyt water flooded the bathroom and spilled out into the hallway.

My boys mom grabbed some gloves and cleaned it while I was standing there like

 

[Ray Jesus]

walkd in on my friend's blind momma while she was on the toilet...

what did she say when she saw you walk in ??

 

[nineteeneightysix]

In college,

A girl I met a few days ago was giving me a blowjob, when I suddenly got this extreme urgent need to fart...

I knew it would be a foul one, because I was bodybuilding on a high protein diet...

I was so distracted, and using all my will power to squeeze my butt cheeks, and it was seriously messing with my ability to maintain an erection...

When I finally came, I couldn't hold the fart anymore, and I just let it go, while shorties face was swallowing my seed...

I lied in her bed in the most awkward silence, and when she fell asleep, I sneaked out her house...

I always thought to myself, "this girl must probably think I am the most disgusting dude with erectile dysfunction, and she is probably going to tell all her friends, and I will never get laid in this school ever again."

So, I avoided her for the rest of my time in that school...

Shorty is now married with a kid, she sent me an invitation for Facebook, but I haven't accepted, because I am eternally embarrassed by that situation...

 

[OneManGang]

A good friend of mine had just moved into a new apartment with one his brother's friends.

I came through, nah mean, meet the dude and we all just chilling playing video games talking about random shyt.

So my nikka starts bringing up girls from high school that if we saw again today we'd give the business to. Now, my friend and I along with our other homie would bring up girls that we been smutted out from high school. So in the middle of the convo he goes, "Remember Lindsay blah blah?"

As soon as he said that bytch name, i went off. I knew the girl was a known slut, and we had all piped. His roommate is right next to me on the couch b/w all this...so im saying how many dudes she sucked off, what a big slut she was yadda yadda.

Through all this my homie like but i didnt put two and two together.

Then my nikka drops the http://gifsoup.com/

"So, my new roommate goes out with her now."

Most awkward shyt i ever been a part of in my life. I just got up and dapped up my homie and left. There was no coming back.

 

[tonyclifton]

at this girls house for a party back in high school. i was doing yay the whole night and felt like superman

dude challenges me to a forty drinking contest. i chug that shyt like a champ and whoop his ass.


well a minute later i got yayo queezy and that 40 was not sitting well. i had no chance to even move and i turned around and literally exorcist threw up on this chick.

add insult to injury i yacked and turned around ready to dip out the balcony and i didnt even notice but the screen door was closed and i ran right into it.


i dipped out and walked like 5 miles to my house.

shyt was terrible i never talked to her again

 

[L&HH]

what did she say when she saw you walk in ??

:jadawtf:

 

[the cac mamba]

mom walked in on her daughter sucking me off

then i nutted when i noticed her

:

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

went to a BBQ at a friends house we all out in the backyard chilling. i had a lil too much to drink and almost ed luckily i didnt i made it to the bathroom just in time