things you :camby: at in real life

[Droopy]

a backseat or passenger seat driver

 

[61 Corpses]

@yo moms

I'm trying to get you unbanned from Higher Learning breh

 

[Solano707]

i started doing this in real life and it feels great for some reason.

i made eye contact with a PAWG in mcdonalds and smiled at her. she didnt smile back and looked away. gave her the

my nikka did ole girl look salty after that?

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Breh i've started doing that shyt too

Especially when cars cut me off, are going insanely slow, or tailgaiting me

I was at costco last month waiting for a parking spot to open up when this old dude sped down the lane and jacked me. I leaned out the window and him. He rolled his window down like "What's the problem." I gave him "You know you saw me waiting for that spot."

He left, angrily.

 

[Boogie]

Threads by @yo moms

Negged

 

[TruStyle]

Negged

When did rep come back



@ getting fakkits mad enough to neg me

still

 

[innocentdevil]

- Guys that diss other guys for giving a girl oral

- People that ask "is that your real hair" or "can I touch your hair"

- Servers not giving me enough ketchup

- Girls that want to talk about how "men ain't sh*t"

- When my dog doesn't know if he wants to stay inside or outside

 

[So UnThotful]

My Ex telling me she misses me

 

[Flay Mayweather]

bytches not letting me claim their kids for taxes

 

[Anti-Anime]

Listening to a Jay Z album.

 

[louisvandross]

Got asked to come in early last week, but NOT leave early...

 

[ChrisDorner]

If I go balls deep in a girl & she don't scream & tell me she can't take it.. I pull out & hit her with the

Either she's too loose because she's taken lots of dikk, or she don't care about me enough to lie to me about how big my dikk is

 

[Ciggavelli]

Mustang drivers trying to drive in the snow, almost unintentionally power-sliding into me

fukking Monster Trucks passing me to get to a red light faster

Old people not knowing how to use self-checkout at Walmart


Target having only one lane open, with no self-checkouts


Indian/Pakistani cooking smells seeping into my apartment


bytches with kids

 

[WaddupDoe!]

bytches not letting me claim their kids for taxes

 

[sfgiants]

me getting a boner the last 2 times my friend's gf hugged me and

when my manager starts talking to me about his personal life and how he cant get out the friend zone with some bytch

when my alarm rings in the morning

netflix lag at a bytch crib with slow ass wifi

dudes at the gym screaming or making weird 'SSHHHHHT" type noises while they lift weights

girls who dont wax the box