Things you co-workers share with you thread

[patscorpio]

one of my female colleagues likes to share when she has periods or PMS'ing and how she sleeps on the couch at her own spot while her ex sleeps in the bed...she's separated from her husband but they still live together...has been for at least 5-6 years...it goes on and on

 

[Carolina Slim]

I've found that if you get white chicks comfortable with you, they will share EVERYTHING with you... This one white chick I worked with down here, over the weekend she had gotten like 3-4 inches of her hair cut off. I noticed it, on some "wow, you cut your hair", wasn't like it was hard to tell. She gets all like "aww, you noticed! My own husband didn't even notice!" And she went on about how they having problems, and she tried everything to get him to respond, one morning she stopped him at the door before he left for work and gave him some dome, and he was just like and kept it moving. The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "this is the last time I notice any female getting their hair cut."

 

[Chief]

Wow some people have verbal diarrhea, the people who you work with are your freinds only if you hang out with them after work.

 

[iamstr8fire]

man today this dude at my job was trying to show me this chick that he met, next thing you know he pulls up a video of the bytch sucking his dikk I immediately walked away. People get way to comfortable with each other at the workplace

 

[Kalik]

I talk about my exwife all the time at work fukk it... when she call me trippin, or some bullshyt.. and my mood switch. My coworkers know what the deal is.

 

[PoorTinkTink]

This one chick at my job was telling me how she was ****ing her male friend who had a girl. To keep a long story short he ended getting both of them *****s pregnant

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I always eat in my car, more relaxing and im`a pretty private guy. I got no desire to "know" my co-workers

c/s

I can't believe how much ppl feel the need to spend extra time wit their co workers. 40 hrs a week is enough/too much

 

[Brandeezy]

Dude pulled up a pic of his girl sucking his dikk. Then says "She said it was too big"
I met his girl a couple weeks later lol

 

[CASHAPP]

I've found that if you get white chicks comfortable with you, they will share EVERYTHING with you... This one white chick I worked with down here, over the weekend she had gotten like 3-4 inches of her hair cut off. I noticed it, on some "wow, you cut your hair", wasn't like it was hard to tell. She gets all like "aww, you noticed! My own husband didn't even notice!" And she went on about how they having problems, and she tried everything to get him to respond, one morning she stopped him at the door before he left for work and gave him some dome, and he was just like and kept it moving. The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "this is the last time I notice any female getting their hair cut."

Lol its females in general but still true. One chick at my job found out mad shyt from her.

Used to live in the Bronx
Was out of work 2 to 3 years before having this job
Before that time her boyfriend died(think she told me he was 50 and she is in her early 30s) while they were having sex.....How she was a wreck over the whole thing. But how he always said to his friends if he ever were to die prematurely that is how he would go out. Mentioned he had heart problems i believe

Has an 8 year old son who i eventually saw with her in the store a couple times. She even had him in the break room at one point while she was at self checkout

Has 2 phones one of which her ex pays for because he "owes her money" from some time they worked at a job together.

Years ago lost her car because she was driving with a suspended license and has been saving up for ages to get a new license but its hard for her because she has to pay a lump sum and can't be on a payment plan

And finally just yesterday I learned from my coworker another black dude that is also cool with her like me....that the past week he and her have been hooking up and she comes to his house... he said this while he was on my line punching out for the day but couldn't go further because a customer was behind him but i'm sure we will discuss it more when i see him again

I got that "vibe" from her that she would let me smash with how open she is with me. She is open with everyone but you can tell she is the type to get other females jealous. i'm just not sure if i should do what my coworker did and fukk with her ...since we know to not do that shyt in the workplace ...

@Spud34 this is the same chick I was telling you about.

 

[snoopy98_prtlnd]

I've found that if you get white chicks comfortable with you, they will share EVERYTHING with you... This one white chick I worked with down here, over the weekend she had gotten like 3-4 inches of her hair cut off. I noticed it, on some "wow, you cut your hair", wasn't like it was hard to tell. She gets all like "aww, you noticed! My own husband didn't even notice!" And she went on about how they having problems, and she tried everything to get him to respond, one morning she stopped him at the door before he left for work and gave him some dome, and he was just like and kept it moving. The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "this is the last time I notice any female getting their hair cut."

Dat nikka should have been bringing her home flowers and candy that day. You know how many married dudes want dome out the blue?

 

[intruder]

My curret coworkers are mostly geeks so they dont have a whole lot thats interesting. But as for my old jobs..

• One coworker told me she had a piercing on her clit with a ring ball that pleasures her throughout the day. She was fine as fukk. Bad ass cuban chick
  
• Another told me she prefers anal sex. She was a cute little Nicaraguan. She wanted me to fukk but i punked out mainly because she was married. I regret not fukking her to this day. I did a lot of dumb sh!t and turned down a lot of great opportunities when i was young
  

more to come

 

[intruder]

• This one white dude i worked with at Sprint admitted to being a male prostitute at a little get together. He let other dudes fukk him and his boy for money. Supposedly they pay well Dude was pushing a Chrisler 300 when they first came out. Fully loaded. Rolex watchES. He also said he runs guns between states for money.
• This other chick told me she had cheated on every single man she ever been with without exception. She claimed she couldnt help it. At the time i judged her.... but now....I understand and know the feeling.

 

[Splash]

Only thing Im sharin is these here dried mangos

Some of these things people tell me are outrageous

One min we talkin about the weather the next chick was tellin me how she miscarried some years back... the hell am i supposed to do with that

 

[semtex]

A former coworker left his dating profile up on his phone when we were out at the bar and another coworker read all his messages. shyt was full of chicks clowning him tellin him to kill himself dude was asking chicks if they liked hairy dudes

 

[Willy Waffle]

My curret coworkers are mostly geeks so they dont have a whole lot thats interesting. But as for my old jobs..

• One coworker told me she had a piercing on her clit with a ring ball that pleasures her throughout the day. She was fine as fukk. Bad ass cuban chick
  
• Another told me she prefers anal sex. She was a cute little Nicaraguan. She wanted me to fukk but i punked out mainly because she was married. I regret not fukking her to this day. I did a lot of dumb sh!t and turned down a lot of great opportunities when i was young

more to come

nah, you did the right thing. leave them married women alone!

it aint worth having a bunch of 4'7 nicaraguan coming at your doorstep with with machetes and rocks talking that gwalla gwalla shyt