Things You Didn't Understand About The Coli At First

[rahji]

How internet characters like Emperor_ReinScarf have clout.

People who don't think for themselves have taken to him to shed knowledge on certain topics

But a lot of posters (2012 class esp) just ignore the song and dance based on whatever personal life details people have found out and its contradictions to what he says here

 

[Knuckles Red]

I still don't get the "Lisa needs braces" thread.

DENTAL PLAN!

 

[wickedsm]

:punksaysgo:You dont know how fine Kayla was, though. Gave her my fruit rolls ups and scooby snacks for a month, then when i was too broke to bring her some, she switched over to Lenny who has gushers and warheads on deck.

fukk her and her Lisa Frank folders...that i got her with my lunch money:blacknerdlost:

breh did you buy the Lisa Frank folders at the bookfair?


im so sorry.

 

[LEEeveryday]

I'm using common sense right now, which is from the jump I sincerely feel that hip hop doesn't have an effect on the many ills that have plagued black american for decades. It's an insulting notion.

By the way, love the cliche "open your eyes, the truth will be revealed" statement, that's some 9th grade shyt. Funny how people make that statement time after time, only not realizing what a contradiction that is.Don't do that to yourself.

Oh? So you're implying only hip-hop can posses the ability to influence black people, essentially.

No, not implying that...How did you get that?

I'm saying, I'm black, I'm more comfortable speaking about my people since I have an inside knowledge on them

 

[At30wecashout]

breh did you buy the Lisa Frank folders at the bookfair?


im so sorry.

Yes :blacknerdlost: i was gonna get that yomega i always wanted, but as a young power simp, i wanted to give her something to remember me by when she was headed to social studies class. I also tucked a note saying "do you like me? Check yes or no" in the sleeve. I found it torn in the hallway after school :blacknerdlost: the Dunkaroos i gave her...she shared that with Tommy in 8th grade. The last straw was when i asked her for her number, and it turned out to be Tommy's home number, so he hung up on me and demonstrated the birds and the bees for her :blacknerdlost:

 

[rahji]

Yes :blacknerdlost: i was gonna get that yomega i always wanted, but as a young power simp, i wanted to give her something to remember me by when she was headed to social studies class. I also tucked a note saying "do you like me? Check yes or no" in the sleeve. I found it torn in the hallway after school :blacknerdlost: the Dunkaroos i gave her...she shared that with Tommy in 8th grade. The last straw was when i asked her for her number, and it turned out to be Tommy's home number, so he hung up on me and demonstrated the birds and the bees for her :blacknerdlost:

 

[At30wecashout]

Biggest simp missteps i can recall offhand

5. Giving this pretty, popular blondie with a bubble butt my lunch money for a few weeks during highschool, and one day pulling her aside to tell her my name and get hers. It stopped the day she came, got 85 cents off me, and handed it to a dude. My boys clowned me.

4. Rushing across town at 3am to pick up a girl from the bar, when her boyfriend said fukk that. He was right Whatever happened to her was none of my business, as the man she chose over me didnt even go to get her.

3. I didnt get to eat my $45 prom meal because i was trying to bribe the principal and vice principal to let this girl i liked in. I was so frustrated, i was brought to tears. Both for her coming all the way out there just to be told no, and also for my boy flaking on her like that. Classic simp behavior, wish someone scolded me for caring so much.

2. Being the emotional tampon for a girl for an entire summer because she broke up with her boyfriend. Shoulda gave her a bottle of Ambien and turned my head.

1. Having the girl i love cry because she couldnt see her boyfriend a state over...and initially agreeing to take her to see him.

Bonus: i had a chick i was vibing with alone at a bowling alley one night. We drinking, she coming onto me, and she mentions her ex boyfriend about to leave town for the military. She was down to one night with me. Instead, i got her to open up about him, and convinced her to call and him and go see him before he leaves by the end of the week.

Long story short, the only thing being a good guy has gotten me is loneliness, heartache, a dry dikk, and people telling me "I will find someone one day." There is a good chance im going to be her "savior" after she had to make a ton of mistakes. Long story short, i should have ate, cause there is no reward for having a conscience.

 

[agnosticlady]

:punksaysgo:You dont know how fine Kayla was, though. Gave her my fruit rolls ups and scooby snacks for a month, then when i was too broke to bring her some, she switched over to Lenny who has gushers and warheads on deck.

fukk her and her Lisa Frank folders...that i got her with my lunch money:blacknerdlost:

Lisa frank was the ish

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Biggest simp missteps i can recall offhand

5. Giving this pretty, popular blondie with a bubble butt my lunch money for a few weeks during highschool, and one day pulling her aside to tell her my name and get hers. It stopped the day she came, got 85 cents off me, and handed it to a dude. My boys clowned me.

4. Rushing across town at 3am to pick up a girl from the bar, when her boyfriend said fukk that. He was right Whatever happened to her was none of my business, as the man she chose over me didnt even go to get her.

3. I didnt get to eat my $45 prom meal because i was trying to bribe the principal and vice principal to let this girl i liked in. I was so frustrated, i was brought to tears. Both for her coming all the way out there just to be told no, and also for my boy flaking on her like that. Classic simp behavior, wish someone scolded me for caring so much.

2. Being the emotional tampon for a girl for an entire summer because she broke up with her boyfriend. Shoulda gave her a bottle of Ambien and turned my head.

1. Having the girl i love cry because she couldnt see her boyfriend a state over...and initially agreeing to take her to see him.

Bonus: i had a chick i was vibing with alone at a bowling alley one night. We drinking, she coming onto me, and she mentions her ex boyfriend about to leave town for the military. She was down to one night with me. Instead, i got her to open up about him, and convinced her to call and him and go see him before he leaves by the end of the week.

Long story short, the only thing being a good guy has gotten me is loneliness, heartache, a dry dikk, and people telling me "I will find someone one day." There is a good chance im going to be her "savior" after she had to make a ton of mistakes. Long story short, i should have ate, cause there is no reward for having a conscience.

U playing, right?

This can't be true

 

[agnosticlady]

The real stupid shyt is

Dudes on here wanna Holla at a net chick so fukking bad
They will fall for the trap everytime

**** ain't the only male pretendin to be a woman on here


-also there are male posters on here who was pretending to be females on LSA

- shyt is funny when people post their pics on here wanting to get simped
And the only replies they get is
"Nice shirt" or "nice smile" or some shyt



-some of ya'll don't know but mafukkas be stealing people's pics off here and making profiles on dating sites to troll people

Some of ya'll are on adult friend finder fight now

The lady in your avi has beautiful locs

Oh and

 

[At30wecashout]

U playing, right?

This can't be true

Nope. I literally have a trail post-nasal simp drip all over Chicago. I could tell more. I was awful, and while a ridiculously confident kid despite my treatment by people, i wanted things my way. I wanted it one way but it was the other way.

 

[Kid Dynamite]

That black people can be just as corny as white people. Real shyt I never knew there were black people using slang created by a white boy... "Stan" never knew bruthas cared so much about rep points, single black women and white people. This whole board is filled with weirdos

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Nope. I literally have a trail post-nasal simp drip all over Chicago. I could tell more. I was awful, and while a ridiculously confident kid despite my treatment by people, i wanted things my way. I wanted it one way but it was the other way.

Real shyt I know beacoup dudes like u

I tried to put a few on game
But it was like they got off on the rejection somehow



- I knew this dude in my unit when I was stationed in GA

He was different
Sensitive
A romantic


This nikka was giving this chick who worked in the motor pool money every time he got paid

- I found out about it and cussed him out and told him she taking advantage of him

He was like but she my girlfriend

This chick would invite this dude over on pay day
Have him spend the night
But he only slept on the couch
Plus she had him babysitting her kids when she went out

I got like 5 other nikkas to help me talk sense into dude
And he still was giving her money behind our backs.

I felt bad for dude cause he didn't even make much

 

[Friskies]

What is "****"?

 

[Banned Account12]

fukk out of here with your corny tryhard lame ass.