Things You Didn't Understand About The Coli At First

[bcrusaderw]

I did not know what ****, troll, and cac meant, did not understand why I was being accused of being a man when I said I was a woman. Did not understand that on this site the so called bitter bytches were actually the men.

I used to think that cac was short for caucasian.

 

[Ribbs]

- The need to force c00n and cac in every thread title.
- The abbreviations (I just found out today what #GMB stands for)
- Some of the male opinions about women can be half of the time.
- The member Cat Piss always post with the Morris Day gif.

 

[Stefan Urquelle]

I got to see @Milk N Cookies dance to "take on me" .if she is ****, she got that shapeshift game down pat

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

I thought "the coli" was short for broccoli...and it was some new slang for weed

 

[Perpetual Beast]

 

[Mountain]

People that complain about The Coli every other post but continue to post here.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

I can't imagine being a new brehette with the new brehette smell and all that...... and having a bunch of angry ass dudes calling you **** and demanding you share your pic or else you're some crossdressing Coli-obsessed troll

Ain't got shyt to do with a ****. That's a bullshyt excuse scary nikkas use. Mfers just wanna see what a chick look like so they can imagine what that thang smell like. But yeah, I thought all the avi's of fine ass chicks was actual personal pics, I was like damn. Then when I saw a chick that I had seen before somewhere else n caught on to the posting styles I was like, oh okay, nevermind.

That shyt is weird af to me, tho. Like, dudes postin pics in they avi's of random chicks, not even in bikinis or nothin, just head shots like they their girlfriends or some shyt. Ed Gein Ted Bundy status.

 

[YourMumsRoom]

How when it launched there was less c00ns and wannabe cacs. Threads like Dark skin women with big tiddies appreciation thread!!,
Black excellence, made a brother feel it wasn't always one sided black-bashing like SOHH became towards the end where you wouldn't even f%&k wit some threads cos you knew what you were gonna get.

 

[TMNT4000]

- A large wrestling fan base.
- Drake stans.
- Dallas Cowboys stans
- MJ no nikka policy threads, gifs, and smileys
- Many female posters saying they think they feet not cute.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

so did ****

Touché. But @tater @At30wecashout @beaniemac & @Sterling Archer all met me so I'm gonna ignore anything further you have to say about me having a p*ssy or not.

 

[2-Digit]

Did not understand what cac meant. Didn't want to seem like a lame for not knowing so I consulted a coli dictionary

/http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-coli-dictionary-the-essential-edition.143186/

 

[Serious]

Biggest simp missteps i can recall offhand

5. Giving this pretty, popular blondie with a bubble butt my lunch money for a few weeks during highschool, and one day pulling her aside to tell her my name and get hers. It stopped the day she came, got 85 cents off me, and handed it to a dude. My boys clowned me.

4. Rushing across town at 3am to pick up a girl from the bar, when her boyfriend said fukk that. He was right Whatever happened to her was none of my business, as the man she chose over me didnt even go to get her.

3. I didnt get to eat my $45 prom meal because i was trying to bribe the principal and vice principal to let this girl i liked in. I was so frustrated, i was brought to tears. Both for her coming all the way out there just to be told no, and also for my boy flaking on her like that. Classic simp behavior, wish someone scolded me for caring so much.

2. Being the emotional tampon for a girl for an entire summer because she broke up with her boyfriend. Shoulda gave her a bottle of Ambien and turned my head.

1. Having the girl i love cry because she couldnt see her boyfriend a state over...and initially agreeing to take her to see him.

Bonus: i had a chick i was vibing with alone at a bowling alley one night. We drinking, she coming onto me, and she mentions her ex boyfriend about to leave town for the military. She was down to one night with me. Instead, i got her to open up about him, and convinced her to call and him and go see him before he leaves by the end of the week.

Long story short, the only thing being a good guy has gotten me is loneliness, heartache, a dry dikk, and people telling me "I will find someone one day." There is a good chance im going to be her "savior" after she had to make a ton of mistakes. Long story short, i should have ate, cause there is no reward for having a conscience.

Hahaha you a bytch that last bonus

 

[newarkhiphop]

Been here since day 0 so understand everything

Sometimes I wish I would have discovered this place, so much fukkkery to catch up on

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

I am still quite dumbfound many here joined only a month or two ago and already have over 1000 posts. I don't know how y'all do it, Brehs.

 

[Dr. Sebi Jr.]

I didn't understand why Hispanics (who are not our friends) were allowed to be mods.

Then I learned the admins are Jews and now it all makes sense.